MistressNatasha
This is just a fun post meant for laughs! Don't take offense. =] <3
Being a Tarot Reader, you and I both know that a lot of people have this Hollywood-like vision of Tarot and Readers. The average person, when hearing about Tarot (and Readers), will picture something mysteriously scary. We know that not all Readers are scary!
Here is my idea of a scary Tarot Reader:
An older lady with graying hair which is concealed under a hat of some-sort. There's a circular table on which she readers and it has a crystal ball, between 10-20 candles, and the table is covered in an old, dusty, purple cloth with tassels on the end. She's wearing, in addiction to the hat, a overly large dress or gown, which is maybe yellow or green with multiple patches and tears. She has a violet-colored sash around her waist that has pictures of the moon, sun, and stars. Her skin is too wrinkly for her age, and she has multiple moles and warts. She has gray eyes hidden behind half-moon-like spectacles. Her teeth are discolored, chipped, and missing.
*Shudders* Now, I don't look like that (or maybe I do but I'm hiding it from you) and I'm sure almost all of you don't look like that. To me, that's when Readers get scary. But, on top of that, there are things readers do that can be pretty frightening:
- Cackling after extremely bad news or extremely good news.
- Cackling. Period.
- Claiming to be a four-hundredth generation psychic tarot reader who has been reading since he/she was three, claims to know all, and says he/she has lunch with God the second Thursday of every month so they can catch up and then they go bowling.
- Believes 100% that they're correct and tries to shove it down you're throat, getting so worked up over it that it frightens you because they swear their life on it. ._.
- When they name their deck, talk to it, and actually hold a conversation as if it's normal to talk to a deck of 78 cards. It's almost like a person hearing voices in their head (no, not Clairaudients because I'm one XD) and talk back and the voice ends up telling them to go kill people and jump off a bridge. O_O
Those are just a few. XD So, now I ask you:
What is your idea of a scary Reader; both physically and by their do-ings?
Remember, this is just for fun . . . even though there are the scary Readers out there. *Shudders* =] Also, if you have met one of these scary Readers, please feel free to share! XD
Being a Tarot Reader, you and I both know that a lot of people have this Hollywood-like vision of Tarot and Readers. The average person, when hearing about Tarot (and Readers), will picture something mysteriously scary. We know that not all Readers are scary!
Here is my idea of a scary Tarot Reader:
An older lady with graying hair which is concealed under a hat of some-sort. There's a circular table on which she readers and it has a crystal ball, between 10-20 candles, and the table is covered in an old, dusty, purple cloth with tassels on the end. She's wearing, in addiction to the hat, a overly large dress or gown, which is maybe yellow or green with multiple patches and tears. She has a violet-colored sash around her waist that has pictures of the moon, sun, and stars. Her skin is too wrinkly for her age, and she has multiple moles and warts. She has gray eyes hidden behind half-moon-like spectacles. Her teeth are discolored, chipped, and missing.
*Shudders* Now, I don't look like that (or maybe I do but I'm hiding it from you) and I'm sure almost all of you don't look like that. To me, that's when Readers get scary. But, on top of that, there are things readers do that can be pretty frightening:
- Cackling after extremely bad news or extremely good news.
- Cackling. Period.
- Claiming to be a four-hundredth generation psychic tarot reader who has been reading since he/she was three, claims to know all, and says he/she has lunch with God the second Thursday of every month so they can catch up and then they go bowling.
- Believes 100% that they're correct and tries to shove it down you're throat, getting so worked up over it that it frightens you because they swear their life on it. ._.
- When they name their deck, talk to it, and actually hold a conversation as if it's normal to talk to a deck of 78 cards. It's almost like a person hearing voices in their head (no, not Clairaudients because I'm one XD) and talk back and the voice ends up telling them to go kill people and jump off a bridge. O_O
Those are just a few. XD So, now I ask you:
What is your idea of a scary Reader; both physically and by their do-ings?
Remember, this is just for fun . . . even though there are the scary Readers out there. *Shudders* =] Also, if you have met one of these scary Readers, please feel free to share! XD
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