Asbestos Mango
So, I've decided to turn professional. Hey, I'm pretty handy with a deck of Tarot cards, I've been disabled for two years, and I figured this would be a good way for me to feel useful again after not having worked for so long, as well as supplementing my disability income.
The first company I applied with, I totally blew the test reading. Nerves, I think. I had probably too much advance notice and wanted it to be perfect. All my card interpretations were correct, but I think my intuition wasn't working very well because I was so determined to do it right. I even dressed nice, even though the reading was to be done over the phone.
The second company, I had no advance notice of the test reading. I called to discuss the contract, and the lady asked me to do a reading for her, and it went swimmingly. The first night I logged on, there was trouble. Even though I had a listing at Keen, (the company handled that, and all the promotion, I got paid a commission), it seemed that the people had no clue that they were getting a Tarot reading, and wanted me to answer their questions quickly. One lady kept firing off random questions after I had laid out the cards, I was desperately pulling cards from the deck, and she wanted answers way more specific than the cards could give (she asked if I saw an engagement ring, I pulled the Four of Wands, using DM, and said I saw a newly married couple going into their new home. She kept asking if I saw an engagement ring). One lady was downright hostile and hung up on me not even a third of the way into the reading. She wanted to know if she and her boyfriend would be moving in together, as if this is something that just happens to someone instead of it being a deliberate decision two people make together. Ten of Swords, Deviant Moon. I said there seemed to be a problem she was hiding from, and that was causing more pain than if she faced up to it. Her very angry reply (and she was mad at me before I picked up the phone it seemed) was "I face my problems". I didn't even get to the next card before I heard the click. Then there was the lady who asked me, "Are you getting this psychically, or are you reading cards?" "I'm reading cards," I told her. "I thought I was going to be talking to a psychic". "My listing says very clearly that I'm a Tarot card reader," I said. Turns out, she hadn't chosen me from my listing, she had dialed a number and pressed 2 for psychic and gotten pot luck. Now, mind you, every time I picked up the phone, I heard a recorded message telling me that the call had come through my listing on Keen, but this conversation made everything clear- the reason so many callers seemed so impatient with the process of shuffling, laying out and interpreting the cards was because they did not know they were calling a Tarot reader. And of course, the reason I wasn't explaining to them what I was doing was because I was being led to believe that they were choosing my listing which clearly said I was a Tarot reader. To make things even more fun, all of the calls were pre-paid, which meant that I might have four minutes, or less, to do a reading. That's barely enough time to say hello, shuffle and lay out the cards (I also suspect that they were paying for hold time, I got messages saying they had one minute left when I wasn't even a minute into the reading).
I called my manager, and suggested maybe we should rewrite my listing to make it more clear that I was doing Tarot card readings- I wanted to see if she if she would tell me that people were not necessarily choosing to call me based on my listing. She avoided the whole issue, obviously she didn't want to tell me what was really going on. She pulled my calls and found out I had a four-minute average call length, and that was bad. She said that people got three free minutes, and I wasn't converting the calls to paid calls. She had never told me this when I was first hired. I told her the calls didn't seem to be open ended, one customer had even told me she had bought ten dollars worth of minutes, and that calls were cutting off automatically. She insisted the calls were open ended, even though I had told her about being told by a client that the minutes were pre-paid. Upshot of all of this, she terminated my contract. I caught her in a lie, and she fired me, plain and simple.
So, now I have a test reading coming up Monday with the Psychic Powers Network. I've been in communication by e-mail with one of their former readers, and she said they were a good company to work for, but frankly I'm scared. What if I can't keep people on the line for the twenty minutes they want? What if people hang up on me when they find they've got a Tarot reader when they were expecting a clairvoyant? I will have a listing on a website, but the company does a lot of advertising in places other than the internet, so I know the callers won't necessarily know up front what they're getting.
I don't want to give up on the idea just yet, but after this last bad experience, I'm wondering if I should even have applied for another job this soon. I don't want to back out now, but I'm really worried about how things are going to go.
The first company I applied with, I totally blew the test reading. Nerves, I think. I had probably too much advance notice and wanted it to be perfect. All my card interpretations were correct, but I think my intuition wasn't working very well because I was so determined to do it right. I even dressed nice, even though the reading was to be done over the phone.
The second company, I had no advance notice of the test reading. I called to discuss the contract, and the lady asked me to do a reading for her, and it went swimmingly. The first night I logged on, there was trouble. Even though I had a listing at Keen, (the company handled that, and all the promotion, I got paid a commission), it seemed that the people had no clue that they were getting a Tarot reading, and wanted me to answer their questions quickly. One lady kept firing off random questions after I had laid out the cards, I was desperately pulling cards from the deck, and she wanted answers way more specific than the cards could give (she asked if I saw an engagement ring, I pulled the Four of Wands, using DM, and said I saw a newly married couple going into their new home. She kept asking if I saw an engagement ring). One lady was downright hostile and hung up on me not even a third of the way into the reading. She wanted to know if she and her boyfriend would be moving in together, as if this is something that just happens to someone instead of it being a deliberate decision two people make together. Ten of Swords, Deviant Moon. I said there seemed to be a problem she was hiding from, and that was causing more pain than if she faced up to it. Her very angry reply (and she was mad at me before I picked up the phone it seemed) was "I face my problems". I didn't even get to the next card before I heard the click. Then there was the lady who asked me, "Are you getting this psychically, or are you reading cards?" "I'm reading cards," I told her. "I thought I was going to be talking to a psychic". "My listing says very clearly that I'm a Tarot card reader," I said. Turns out, she hadn't chosen me from my listing, she had dialed a number and pressed 2 for psychic and gotten pot luck. Now, mind you, every time I picked up the phone, I heard a recorded message telling me that the call had come through my listing on Keen, but this conversation made everything clear- the reason so many callers seemed so impatient with the process of shuffling, laying out and interpreting the cards was because they did not know they were calling a Tarot reader. And of course, the reason I wasn't explaining to them what I was doing was because I was being led to believe that they were choosing my listing which clearly said I was a Tarot reader. To make things even more fun, all of the calls were pre-paid, which meant that I might have four minutes, or less, to do a reading. That's barely enough time to say hello, shuffle and lay out the cards (I also suspect that they were paying for hold time, I got messages saying they had one minute left when I wasn't even a minute into the reading).
I called my manager, and suggested maybe we should rewrite my listing to make it more clear that I was doing Tarot card readings- I wanted to see if she if she would tell me that people were not necessarily choosing to call me based on my listing. She avoided the whole issue, obviously she didn't want to tell me what was really going on. She pulled my calls and found out I had a four-minute average call length, and that was bad. She said that people got three free minutes, and I wasn't converting the calls to paid calls. She had never told me this when I was first hired. I told her the calls didn't seem to be open ended, one customer had even told me she had bought ten dollars worth of minutes, and that calls were cutting off automatically. She insisted the calls were open ended, even though I had told her about being told by a client that the minutes were pre-paid. Upshot of all of this, she terminated my contract. I caught her in a lie, and she fired me, plain and simple.
So, now I have a test reading coming up Monday with the Psychic Powers Network. I've been in communication by e-mail with one of their former readers, and she said they were a good company to work for, but frankly I'm scared. What if I can't keep people on the line for the twenty minutes they want? What if people hang up on me when they find they've got a Tarot reader when they were expecting a clairvoyant? I will have a listing on a website, but the company does a lot of advertising in places other than the internet, so I know the callers won't necessarily know up front what they're getting.
I don't want to give up on the idea just yet, but after this last bad experience, I'm wondering if I should even have applied for another job this soon. I don't want to back out now, but I'm really worried about how things are going to go.