If you were an oracle...

...what would you look like?

I think I would be something like this:
Hot/Cold/Lukewarm/Up/Down/Left/Right
Yes/No/HellNo/Maybe/OK/Whatever/GimmeABreak/GetLost

I'd be a sarcastic and passive-aggresive oracle when if came to answering stupid moronic question.


Q : "Am I a pregnant?"

A : "I don't know, why don't you ask Dr. House?"

LOL

If I were an oracle I'd probably have cards sort of like this:

Yes
No
Maybe
You already know the answer
You don't want to know. (alt: You can't handle the Truth)

You are on the right track
You are going the wrong way

Look at the Big Picture
Look at the Details
Take a break

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Kind of a mix of practical and sarcastic, I guess.

I would be full of rich, vibrant colors, with trees and tribal imagery rendered in a semi-abstract style. There would be no titles or keywords. The LWB would ask questions instead of answering them.

If I were an oracle, I would be a mirror...