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greatdane
14-12-2010, 09:56
How Many Members of Your Sign Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it?
TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful.
GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the lightbulb.
CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand.
LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.
VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013%.
LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do?
SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough. OR, None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter.
PISCES: What light bulb?

mzansi-afrika
14-12-2010, 10:17
TAURUS- Why don't we just light a candle? A scented one, it would fill the the place with a lovely fragrance. I'm thinking rose scented. Oh here I got some incense sticks. At least change the lamp shade does'nt look nice! Don't use those horrible energy saver bulbs- can't see a thing! Switch off the other lights in the house we're not using- saving energy and global warming and all that!

greatdane
14-12-2010, 10:20
I have a relative that's a Taurus and that's exactly what she would say!

amethyst57
22-12-2010, 03:42
that's so piscean, GD LOL


the libra and virgo fit my little sisters so well...lol

greatdane
22-12-2010, 14:06
What can I say? I'm such an aquarian! LOL

celticnoodle
23-12-2010, 00:27
TAURUS- Why don't we just light a candle? A scented one, it would fill the the place with a lovely fragrance. I'm thinking rose scented. Oh here I got some incense sticks. At least change the lamp shade does'nt look nice! Don't use those horrible energy saver bulbs- can't see a thing! Switch off the other lights in the house we're not using- saving energy and global warming and all that!
ROFLMAO. My hubby is a Taurus. and this sounds JUST like him! we once did have our bathroom light (ceiling light) burn out, and even standing on our step-ladder, I couldn't reach it--even on tippy toes. so, i use to have to haul in a pole lamp from the living room when I would go take a shower, or anything, because he didn't get around to changing the blasted bulb for 6mos!

Our porch light at the house burned out last March 2010. it's still not changed. 'course, we also moved....but that one HE needs a ladder to change, and he just doesn't get around to it. all our neighbors are elderly, so I can't ask them. I inquired about hiring a handyman, but he was going to charge me $50.00!!! :bugeyed: plus, i had to have the light bulb and ladder for him! must have been a Leo. :laugh:

me? I'm a Libra.

Vesper
23-12-2010, 04:12
And it would be: "Here, *I'LL* do it!"

Hathor
23-12-2010, 04:52
VIRGO - Oh please, I detected a decreased glow in the room, so I changed the bulb before it died.

Glitterbird
23-12-2010, 06:59
I would reply but I don't have the time for silly games....Capricorn. :D

Chiska
23-12-2010, 07:25
Pisces - You mean that it just isn't the indoor sun going down?

(I am a Pisces, I can say that) (It is my Scorpio rising that makes me say things like that) (I like the excuses)

Zelmira
23-12-2010, 07:52
TAURUS- Why don't we just light a candle? A scented one, it would fill the the place with a lovely fragrance. I'm thinking rose scented.

As a Taurus, I love it.

Morwenna
24-12-2010, 05:54
Funny thing--my husband is a Capricorn, and he Loves/collects/disseminates lightbulb jokes! He loves jokes, period!

Of course he has Aquarius rising...

Rabbit
25-12-2010, 08:13
Love It!!

juliasv
25-12-2010, 08:53
Why do Gemini's have such a reputation as talkers? I just don't understand it!!

We probably won't talk any more than any other two people who happen to know a tremendous amount of trivia...not that it's just gemini's that are that way, btw did you know that Thomas Edison didn't really invent the light bulb and if you rub a little bit of soap around the metal base it won't stick in the socket which makes it a whole lot easier to change outdoor bulbs and hey speaking of outdoors I heard that we may be getting some snow tomorrow just in time for a Christmas the guy on the news said that it was the best chance in six years for a white Christmas and it will be wonderful to just sit around tomorrow with a fire and cup of something warm especially now that we have lights!

lol...welcome to the thought process of a gemini!! My mother always said we couldn't say "the sun's up" without it being a 10 minute monologue!

mzansi-afrika
25-12-2010, 11:22
Why do Gemini's have such a reputation as talkers? I just don't understand it!!

We probably won't talk any more than any other two people who happen to know a tremendous amount of trivia...not that it's just gemini's that are that way, btw did you know that Thomas Edison didn't really invent the light bulb and if you rub a little bit of soap around the metal base it won't stick in the socket which makes it a whole lot easier to change outdoor bulbs and hey speaking of outdoors I heard that we may be getting some snow tomorrow just in time for a Christmas the guy on the news said that it was the best chance in six years for a white Christmas and it will be wonderful to just sit around tomorrow with a fire and cup of something warm especially now that we have lights!

lol...welcome to the thought process of a gemini!! My mother always said we couldn't say "the sun's up" without it being a 10 minute monologue!
LOLEST I've even forgotten about changing the light bulb after that verbal marathon! I noticed there is no FULLSTOP at all in your post. So back to...which one of you will do it Gemini :D?

juliasv
25-12-2010, 11:54
Which one will do what? lol

FaireMaiden
25-12-2010, 16:55
Funny thing--my husband is a Capricorn, and he Loves/collects/disseminates lightbulb jokes! He loves jokes, period!

Of course he has Aquarius rising...
My god... my husband is a Capricorn with Aquarius rising too, *lol*.

Finally, I meet someone who shares my sad fate, *ROFLMAO*!!!!!