Seinfeld Oracle? LOTR oracle?

This post is along the same lines as Katrananda's. I want to make 3 oracle decks using quotes from both Seinfeld and Lord of the Rings. I'm also interested in making an Absolutely Fabulous deck too.

If anyone has any good quotes, feel free to post them.

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Seinfeld oracle: I can't remember the exact quote, but it went something like "I want it to smell like the ocean".

Ab Fab oracle: So many great quotes to choose from. Having just watched an episode last night, I can offer
"What ya gonna do?" - Bubble
"A very, very, very, old, very dear, very dear, dear, dear friend" - Patsy
"LaCroix, darling" - Edina

You have ideas for some original oracles. I'd like to see the Seinfeld oracle
There must be millions of quotes from Seinfeld, here's a few I can think of right now.

"these pretzels are making me thirsty" (Kramer)
"where is my baby ?" "maybe the dingo ate your baby" (Elaine to snooty lady)
"I always wanted to pretend I am an architect" (George)
"just remember...when you control the mail, you control...information (Newman)
"She needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer" (Kramer)
"Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents
don't approach strange women." (George)

On receiving a snotty attitude from a woman working in a private gallery -

"Drop the act ... you only work in a shop" Edina