Chicken Tarot humor

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 20 Apr 2002, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Liliana	20 Apr 2002
A Tarot Chicken List a conglomeration of contributions from members of exoteric-l Q. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The Fool: I didn't notice any chicken (Someone said it was nipping at my heels the whole way!) - contributed by Sally The Magician: The Chicken Crossed the road because I have willed it to do so through the power of the Universe. - contributed by Crystal Sage The Magician: Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick--- - contributed by Meiji Mari High Priestess: Don't bother me. I won't tell you. You must ask your subconscious and/or shrink. - contributed by James W. Revak Empress: You come right over here, my little darling, and we'll sing to each other. - contributed by DeltaLady Emperor: Dinner! One of you cook this up for me. And remember how I like it. - contributed by DeltaLady Hierophant: And the chicken crossed the road to pray at the temple of the sacred "Chicken Little" who predicted the end of the world. - contributed by Crystal Sage Hierophant: Because we have been crossing the road for thousands of years. I will continue to teach others to cross the road. - contributed by Seohkna Hierophant: Holy Feathers, I thought I was the only one who was allowed to wear a crown. Who do you think you are, Pope Joan? - contributed by Meiji Mari Lovers: The chicken crossed the road...to get laid, of course - contributed by Crystal Sage Lovers: Judith suggests we use dtk's and Rachael's joke: .......a chicken and an egg are in bed together. the chicken is happily smoking a cigarette, looking smug. the egg, disgusted, says, "Well, I guess we know the answer to *that* old question." Lovers: Younger Woman: Oh, how cute. Older Woman: Oh, how about dinner? Youngish Man: Oh, if chickens can have harems, how about me? Winged Messenger: If you don't fowl it up, I may not have to shoot you. - contributed by MeijiMari The Chariot: You look so tired and weary, little one. Come rest and I will give you a ride ....(aside)...Two drumsticks to go! - contributed by Meiji Mari Strength: For my next trick, after the hand-in-lion, you will see mind over matter, as I call forth a chicken with my charm. Here, chicken, licken, here...ye gods, what a mess. - contributed by Meiji Mari The Hermit: (sagely nodding his head) All things that are good come to those who wait. (smiling) Would you help me with the main course for dinner? - contributed by Meiji Mari The Wheel: Sometimes the chicken crosses the road, sometimes the road crosses the chicken. - contributed by Crystal Sage Justice: And here we weigh the matter which is first, the chicken or the egg. Or the egg or the chicken... - contributed by Meiji Mari Hanged Man: Got an important appointment with that Perdue guy. He's gonna turn my life around! - contributed by Phil Naunton Hanged Man: Look out, Chickie-roo, the sky isn't the only thing falling these days. - contributed by Meiji Mari Death: Appropriate behavior for potential Roadkill. - contributed by Phil Naunton Death: Now I wouldn't even go there if I were you. I say, I wouldn't go there if I were you. I said...(Sigh) One for the road. - contributed by Meiji Mari Temperance: Now Chick-chick, first take some aspirin, and then call me in the morning from the pay phone across the street. - contributed by Meiji Mari The Devil: Here chick, chick, chick.....come to Papa.... - contributed by Jenkofer The Tower: The chicken realized he either had to cross the road or get run over by an 18-wheeler. - contributed by Crystal Sage The Star: Come here and be my little chickadee. Have I got a part for you! - contributed by Meiji Mari The Moon: What are you talking about? You never saw a chicken cross a road. You were either dreaming or are insane. - contributed by James W. Revak The Sun: Hey there, little chickadee, want to make a hot time, say hot enough to fry an egg on a sidewalk? Kids: Leggo my Eggo! - contributed by Meiji Mari Judgement: All rise. (Aside to the magistrates) Hey, there, has anyone noticed lately an extrodinary amount of chickens in the congretation lately? - contributed by Meiji Mari The World: Egg? Chicken?....which comes first....which returns to the other? - contributed by Jenkofer Epilogue I was curious what came first -- so I went down to the diner and ordered a chicken and an egg. - contributed by dtking

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