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*Humour*: The Perfect High Priestess!

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 15 Oct 2003, and now archived in the Forum Library.

MeeWah  15 Oct 2003 
The Perfect High Priestess!

The Perfect High Priestess' circles are always on time, and run
exactly 20 minutes. She is deeply devoted to her tutelary (look it
up) goddess, but never belittles other people's gods, not even the
Sacred Dust Bunny. She works from 6 a.m. until midnight, and also
sweeps up after circle and carries out the garbage.

The Perfect High Priestess excels in a demanding professional career,
and donates all her time to community concerns. She came from humble
origins and is always happy for a crust of bread, a rind of cheese,
or a place on your sofa while she is on lavish book tours for her
publisher, Harper Collins.

She has a big comfortable home which she always makes available to the
community, and spends most of her time in study and personal work.
She is quiet and unpretentious, she blends into the background, and
her experience and power are apparent to anyone who meets her.

She cares nothing for appearances, wears good clothes, drives a good
car,buys and loans out good books, and donates candles, altar cloths
and incense to the coven. She is 39 years old and has 40 years
experience in a previous life. Above all, she is beautiful and of
course she is female.

The Perfect High Priestess has a burning desire to work with novices,
and she spends most of her time with an authentic traditional coven.
Her coven, which upholds the old customs of secrecy, is known and
respected on several continents. She can be trusted with any private
confidence, and is a generous fount of knowledge, on procedures,
people and the gossip of the Craft, dating back to when Gerald was
just back from Burma.

She smiles all the time with a straight face because she has a sense
of humor that keeps her seriously dedicated to her Craft. She always
attends local coffee cauldrons, festivals and workshops, and is
always by the phone to be handy when needed. Unfortunately, most
Perfect High Priestesses are always in another city!

If your High Priestess does not measure up, simply send this notice
to six other cities that are tired of their High Priestess, too. Then
bundle up your High Priestess and send her to the city at the top of
your list. If everyone cooperates, in one week you will receive 1,643
High Priestesses. One of them should be perfect.

Have faith in this letter. Don't break the chain! One pagan community
broke the chain and got its old High Priestess back in less than
three months, {gasp} along with Lance Spearshaft, a new {gasp again!}
male lover she picked up in Vegas. Lance proceeded to beguile several
women in community before running off with their BoS's, $827 in
IOU's, and the coven Maiden. Don't let it happen to you!

And the adventure continues....

Author Unknown 

Melissa`  15 Oct 2003 
Thanks for sharing this MeeWah! 

lunalafey  16 Oct 2003 
That was absolute perfection.....really make one view the ultimate example of who she IS.
MeeWah.....with your permission, and that of my fellow moddies, might the rest of our members be able to enjoy this in talking tarot? 

MeeWah  17 Oct 2003 
Luna~ Oops! I was thinking in Wiccan terms & not Tarot (DUH) which is why I posted this here instead of in Talking Tarot. By all means, if the moderators agree it to be more appropriate in TT, please move. My apologies & thanks! 

The *Humour*: The Perfect High Priestess! thread was originally posted on 15 Oct 2003 in the Talking Tarot board, and is now archived in the Forum Library. Read the threads in Talking Tarot, or read more archived threads.

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