A Girl's Prayer

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 19 Apr 2002, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Kiama	19 Apr 2002
I found this at my boyfriend's house, so his Mum (Who found t) gave me a copy. I laughed til my face turned blue... A girl's prayer: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask 'How big's my behind?' One who'll make love till my body's a-twitching, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And ever attempt to sh*g my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the w**ker you sent me instead. Amen. ROFLMAO! ;) :p Kiama

Malachite	19 Apr 2002
Well....there's hope for me yet! ;)

RedWood	19 Apr 2002
ROFLMA!!

kayne	19 Apr 2002
LOL!!! Good one Kiama!

cjtarot	20 Apr 2002
Kiama, I love it...Tell your boyfriends "Mum" Thanks... I love the word mum...sounds less irritating than "MAAAAA... SHE RUINED MY STUFF AGAIN" ... which I hear alot with 7 and 3 daughters. thanks for the smile cj

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