Tarot warning...
Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 11 Jul 2002, and now archived in the Forum Library.
| wavebreaker |
11 Jul 2002 |
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Maybe these labels should be printed on every tarot deck, to warn potential tarotholics... :D
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| Maan |
11 Jul 2002 |
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LOL :)
What about a warning that buying decks can lead to tarot addiction ;)
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| Starfish |
11 Jul 2002 |
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Originally posted by Maan
What about a warning that buying decks can lead to tarot addiction ;)
Maan, I think you are on to something! Kayne could design some really neat labels about Tarot-addiction...
:THERM
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| Starfish |
11 Jul 2002 |
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Originally posted by tarotlady
Maybe these labels should be printed on every tarot deck, to warn potential tarotholics... :D
Love those! It would make a great bumper sticker, too.
:THERM Starfish
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| kayne |
11 Jul 2002 |
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Originally posted by Starfish
Kayne could design some really neat labels about Tarot-addiction... Cool! :D Give me some catchy sayings and I will see what I can do... :D
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| Sam |
12 Jul 2002 |
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that was hilarious!
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| Rhiannon |
12 Jul 2002 |
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WARNING!
From the Scalawag Tarologue Association: Purchasing this tarot deck may cause heart palpitations, shortness of breath, sweaty palms, a feeling of euphoria, lightness in your wallet and may lead to tarot-holism!
Rhiannon :)
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| Pollux |
12 Jul 2002 |
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Originally posted by tarotlady
... on every tarot deck, to warn potential tarotholics...
Mh... Do you really think it could be effective in WARNING potential tarot-holics?
I just feel I'd want to collect all the decks on which the label is applied...
Let's face it: there's nothing that can warn a tarot-holic, it will only get worse... :TDEV *LOL*
I could experiment on some cures for Tarot-holicism (sp?), and base on that my Degree Thesys. I know you'll all help me out! ;)
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| lunalafey |
12 Jul 2002 |
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what about this for a lable...
WARNING: Reading Tarot can lead to; possession of mulipule decks, answers, enlightened state of mind, and may cause clairity.
I wish my friend still worked at the bumper sticker printer...
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| Marion |
12 Jul 2002 |
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hehe
Warning: Reading Tarot can lead to Aeclectic, and then you are lost to tarot-holism for certain!
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| mondk |
14 Jul 2002 |
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Throw in a 1-800 number about a 12-step tarot program there and you've got it made!!! LOL.
Blessings, M.
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| Kiama |
14 Jul 2002 |
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How about this one then? (A spoof of the UK warning on all tabacco products)
"Warning: Buying Tarot decs can seriously damage your bank balance."
He he...
Or, more suitably for me... "Warning, buying Tarot decks can seriously damage your partner's bank balance!
Kiama
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| the hermit |
14 Jul 2002 |
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And we have just received this important NEWS BULLETIN straight from our affiliate WTARO in Stamford, Connecticut!
The Surgeon General has warned Tarot readers and their loved ones to watch out for the hidden dangers of Tarot-o-holicism. These include, but are not limited to, lower than usual bank balances, desire to buy every deck in sight, constant late night clandestine log-ons to Tarot forums and chat sites.
AND the Surgeon General has also warned that second-hand exposure received by querents may be even more dangerous!
Jesse Helms, the senator from North Carolina, has demanded immediate hears on this subject:
“I am astounded that these wicked devices have been allowed to fall into the hands of innocent and unsuspecting citizens of this great country of ours! We must immediately convene hearings to find out what the administration is doing concerning these terrible revelations!”
Confidential sources in the capital say that several prominent congressmen and senators plan to co-sponsor a bill requiring the registration of all Tarot decks and the setting up of a national data base to track Tarot abusers.
U.S. Games Systems, Inc. of Stamford Connecticut has denied rumors that they plan to recall ANY of the Tarot decks that the company produces.
On wall street Tarot stocks have plummeted amid rumors of congressional hears and massive product recalls.
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| the hermit |
14 Jul 2002 |
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We received further revelations concerning the abuses of Tarot from our affiliate WTARO of Stamford, Connecticut:
Excerpt from Sam Donaldson’s interview with Kathy Lee Gifford, to be aired in full on the 11 o’clock news tonight:
“But SAM! I had no idea that any of those cute little Gnomes were under-aged, OR that they were kept chained to their workbenches to hand color all of those beautiful Tarot decks my company was planning to market. As soon as I found out I IMMEDIATE cancelled ALL of our orders…”
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