Favorite Wacky Theories & Sneaky Suspicions

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 25 Sep 2002, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Dark Inquisitor	25 Sep 2002
Please list for all to enjoy your favorite Wacky Theories and/or Sneaky Suspicions. These can be your own that you've made up, or some that you've heard from somewhere else. For example: My wacky theory is that the future will be different. Therefore, if you wish to hasten manifestation of your future life, rearrange your furniture to the way it will be in The Future! This may apply to making changes in other aspects of your life as well. Of course, I made it up, so it may be total bs! Wacky Theory 2: Don't feed any person or animal you want to get rid of. My sneaky suspicion is that smiley faces, clowns , & skulls are all related subliminally . Tarotphelia

Murphy	25 Sep 2002
I agree with number 2 most definetly, but not to sure I understand theory number one.... maybe to deep for me? (ok... no coments from the peanut gallery!) [that must be a very old saying] ever hear elders talk about "the cats meow" what's with that anyway..... OH, sorry, getting off topic... sorry ... I go to bed now!

RedWood	25 Sep 2002
The new Volkswagon Beetle... Secretly they are UFOS..all those who drive them are aliens..One day when the world is comeing to an end..they will gather their families in their very own personal UFO and join the mother ship...

WhiteDrag0n	25 Sep 2002
Evil ninja monkeys are meeting as i post planning my demise.

Liliana	26 Sep 2002
lets see I have my religious suspicions, that Mary Magdelene and Mary of Bethany are the same (my husband fiercly argues against me here heh) That Jesus was married to her (he was called Rabbi, Rabbi's are supposed to be married ) The possiblity of Mary having his child in Fracne, and the the Holy Spirit is feminine in nature heh Im sure the government does know of the existance of aliens by now, whether they are here or not i dont care as long as they arent blowing up the planet heeh I suspect the Catholic church has A LOT in its vaults it doesnt want us to see because itd destroy their power I suspect subliminal messages in aeclectic that makes me stay here all day ;) :THP

Ladyhawke	26 Sep 2002
My wacky theory and sneaky suspicion (both!) is that Dallas is actually to the west of Fort Worth in Texas. No, seriously, it is. Never ever let me navigate in that place, 'cause we'll end up backwards. I *swear*....Dallas is west of Fort Worth. I'm usually not too directionally challenged, can read a map, etc. but DFW throws me. Or maybe DFW is in its own little time-space wrinkle that just makes it *appear* to the casual observer that Fort Worth is to the west. Oooh, yeah, that's the ticket..... Ladyhawke

DollChica	26 Sep 2002
Okay...my pet theory is that the world in general is going the way of the early Greek & Roman societies. Basically, society in general has gotten a little too complacent and in time, will be thrown back into some kind of dark/medieval age.

evenstar	27 Sep 2002
My favourite wacky theory (my uncles idea but I'll pass it on) involves quantum physics, Heisenburgs Uncertaintity Principal and train timetables in England... Basically, you have a train timetable that governs when the trains will arrive. But the Uncertaintity Principle says that you can't know exactly "when" and exactly "where" the train is at the same time. Knowing precisely where the train will be (i.e. at your station) means that you have no idea when the train will arrive.... no matter what the timetable says!!! This is all a little heavy on the physics side, and I can't remember the details... It's almost as bad as forgetting the punchline to a joke (yes, I've done that before too). I just liked the idea of trains being undetectable, because it so often feels like that to me!!

Poetlove	27 Sep 2002
My theroy is that "God" is all the same person to all of us. I mean how can we say that our "God" is any better then the next. It is the very farbic of your life, and you should not have to give it up because someone else thinks different from you.

Diana	27 Sep 2002
Well, Tarotphelia, you do know that Elvis is not dead, huh? (Sorry, I just couldn't resist. :D )

DarkElectric	27 Sep 2002
Elvis is not dead, he's married to Marilyn Monroe, and they own a 7 Eleven combo gas station/ convenience store in the wilds of Montana. Jim Morrison is the store Manager. This is possible because they are all aliens who escaped from the Roswell site. Marilyn Monroe was secretly an alien sex spy, who used her otherworldly seductive talents to glean information from the Kennedys, and had to fake her own death. The unfortunate Kennedys, however, did not get this option. Elvis was supposed to hypnotise entire generations of people into accepting government mind control programming, but also had to fake his own death when it became apparent that the alien physiology is as more prone to addictions. Weird manifestations such as uncontrolled gyrations of the pelvis are symptomatic of alien response to chemical dependency, and too much fame makes them vain. They hired Morison because he can stay up all night for months at a time, and you need this to run a 24 hour operation. And nobody really knew what to do with him. I have already rearranged my furniture. In response to the future, which is actually the now, I have turned everything upside down. I call it "Feng Shoo-ey". This precludes the cat from getting all over it and shedding profusely as he was wont to do in the olden days, which are also, actually the now.

Violet Gargoyle	28 Sep 2002
We havent met aliens yet, because they see us as the poor relations.......

Pollux	28 Sep 2002
Quote: Originally posted by evenstar My favourite wacky theory (my uncles idea but I'll pass it on) involves quantum physics, Heisenburgs Uncertaintity Principal and train timetables in England... This is all a little heavy on the physics side, and I can't remember the details... I could not resist it... *LOL* I believe it is associated to the fact that you cannot predict when and where a small particel is - be it an athom, a molecule or an electron. HEre we go - fasten your seatbelts and excuse my english... Detecting the position of an item in motion implies an interaction between the "object" and the "detector". According to the nature of the latter and the dimensions of the former, this interaction modifies the state of the object itself, in a more or less remarkable way. The light works as though it was made of particels, our beloved "photons". I -> E = hv (Energy = Planck Constant * frequency) II -> v = c/l (frequency = speed/wavelenght) If we assume we can send a single photon on an athom, we can have two cases: 1) For the position of the athom, you must hit it with a photon moving with a smaller wavelenght than the athom itself, so as to have the interaction. But this way the photon will have too high a frequency, and therefore is endowed with a huge energy (see II); in the monet of the impact, the motion of the athom will be changed. 2) If the source of energy is sufficienty lower, the wavelength will be larger, and the interaction becomes fuzzy, faded, and detecting the position precisely is not possible. Thus you can't detect at the same time position or speed of an athom. An electron is even smaller, so...

blue_fusion	28 Sep 2002
madelein l'engle's (i hope i spelled it properly) concept of the tesseract, which she dubbs as the sixth dimension. this is when you get to another place so fast because yo bend time-space. much like an ant crawing along a piece of string. instead of the ant coming from one end of the string and traversing the remaining distance to reach the other end, the two ends of the strings simply connect with each other. :) she's the author of "A Wrinkle in Time"

Red raven	28 Sep 2002
Terry Pratchett's theory of matter continually coming into existence in the form of shirt pins, paper clips, and those pennies everybody has in there desk, even though nobody can explain how.

aeonx	28 Sep 2002
Quote: Originally posted by DarkElectric I call it "Feng Shoo-ey". *ROFLMAO* *ROFLMAOSM* *CSROFLMAO* *wiping her tears and is unable to write anything more* ~aeonx~

Cerulean	28 Sep 2002
Alas, you have found us out. I could not resist it... (I will be assimilated). Smiling faces, wacky clowns, skulls and Elvis are making me do this. After this message, I will get into my limited edition Gold Bug and inform my imperial leader from Atlantis to put Earth into isolation for another 300 light years, starting 5pm, Pacific time. We were going to send you secret messages of assembly through your favoriate oracle and tarot cards, but we have cancelled the galactic welcome show. But don't be afraid, for our messengers, cats and dogs that stare at you significantly at feeding time, are transmitting secret messages to us all the time. You'll be all right. We like watching you and we especially enjoy your antics on Mardi Gras and Halloween, where you almost act alien enough to resemble all of us physically. Except we procreate in a different way. And you who wrote about photons, atoms and the Planck constant, for shame. Auntie Alien knows physics and mathematics are just high-falutin' struttin before telepathic snooky times---her current squeeze did the E=MC-Squared and distracted her from tarot for at least an hour. See you in 300 light years, Auntie Alien >brumm-brumm>chitty-chitty-bang-bang<<<

blue_fusion	28 Sep 2002
that the "moo"-ing of cows actually destroy the ozone layer...

Dark Inquisitor	29 Sep 2002
Sneaky Suspicion #2 Great Good Attracts Great Evil: To understand this suspicion, you have to put yourself in the devil's shoes. (*Of course, there is debate on the existence of a devil, & not everyone agrees that there is. Start a new thread if you wish to argue that.) Now if you were the devil, what fun would there be in tormenting a shabby around the spiritual edges, not-so-good person? Not much of a challenge. I think he would much prefer to go after a saintly type person who is utterly convinced of their own goodness. There are certain people who are kind of more than just regular good- they are obssessively good! Scrupulously concerned with the correctness of every action of themselves & everyone around them. Any tiny mistake is reason for days of guilt. They torture themselves over any idea that they may not be 100% pure at all times. Of course, that is not a realistic expectation of a human being. No one never makes mistakes, or can be completely correct at all times. This sort of person tends to beat themselves up quite a bit, and to magnify their tiny errors into mountains of sin. I think that these people are prime targets for attracting a nasty demon who would delight in playing on all their fears & pretensions. So-, be good, but not TOO good....... Tarotphelia

Liliana	29 Sep 2002
I absolutely agree with that theory tarotphelia, to the point of accepting it as fact and not even thinking about posting it here because its something Ive always known i think. Ive always said we'll surprised who will show up in Heaven and who will show up in Hell. (as a figure or speech since i dont believe in Hell per se) Some people go their entire lifes fearing Hell to the point the live it, and some people live in Heaven and are more saintly than people who go to church every Sunday, yet they never go to church at all. Its just the way of things :THP

ladycj	30 Sep 2002
I believe that the funny little feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you see that special someone is really not love. . . . . . . It's GAS! Blessings.

tabbycat	30 Sep 2002
I believe that you MUST turn off all unused power points - or the electricity will leak out, gradually fill up the room and drown you! I also like the theory that cats are really snakes in disguise - the Devil gave 'em legs and fur so we'd be fooled and taken 'em into our homes. As one of my friends says - if they looked like lizards we wouldn't love 'em! I'm also half-convinced that so-called reality isn't real; I'm actually dead and being punished for my sins in this variant of Hell. The world might seem to be full of nice things that I can love but, in the end, I'm going to lose all of them - and that's part of my punishment. So, it's goodbye to Aeclectic Chat! This is probably my last post here - nice knowing you! Jilly If there's an infinite number of alternative realities, why can't I live in the one where the WTC is still standing and all of the Harry Potter books are languishing in a slush-pile, destined never to be published?

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