Funny Bumper Stickers

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 31 Mar 2002, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Kiama	31 Mar 2002
Most of these bumper stickers are religiosly aimed, so I posted them here instead of Chat: Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh. A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R. I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures. I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to. Jesus is coming. Look Busy! My family is more dysfunctional than your family. God Please save me from your followers. I have the body of a god: Buddha Jesus saves! By using double coupons & shopping wisely. Jesus Loves You.. but everybody else knows you're an asshole. Bet you could drive better with that cellular up your ass. Practice safe hex. I'm doin my part to piss off the religious right.....r u?? Ankh if you love Isis!! Domineering, coldhearted, vicious bitch seeks submissive, warmhearted, caring man for INTENSE love/hate relationship! He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell! Sorry I wasn't in church last Sunday, but I was practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. I'm Pro-choice and I shoot back Isis Isis, Ra Ra Ra Witches Do It In Circles My Goddess gave birth to your God yes. I am an all-powerful evil devil-incarnate hex-you-in-a-flash witch. No what you gonna do about it? Sorry I dont go to church, but, hey, we cant all be anal-retentive Christians, can we? :) :p Kiama

Kiama	31 Mar 2002
Oh, here's one I heard ages ago which isn't included: I've found Jesus! He was behind the sofa all along! Kiama

blue	31 Mar 2002
I always loved this one; "Visualize Whirled Peas."

Maan	31 Mar 2002
:) LOL And this one: "veterinarians drive like animals"

jade	31 Mar 2002
when i was in my early 20's i had a vw rabbit with a bumper sticker on the back......... i brake for hallucinations so many people came out of their cars at stop lights to ask me where i got it from LOL in light, jade

Pollux	31 Mar 2002
LOL!!! This kind of things help me a lot: I feel integrated!!! I manage to get them!!! :D LOLOLOL!!!! P.S. By the way, what the h**k are bumper stickers?

lunalafey	31 Mar 2002
Love is our soul purpose enlighten up (this is a locally made sticker) do not meddle in the affairs of dragon.... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup only saw this one once about 20 years ago: virginity is like a baloon, one prick and it's gone.

Talisman	31 Mar 2002
'Lo all, This is the kind'a stuff we all copy and e-mail to all our friends. Years and years ago, I sold a poem to a magazine (for real, buy food money) about election bumper stickers. Here (move over, Shakespeare) it is, for free: Once you've picked 'em, Bumper sticked 'em, Tho' the elections are past, The damn things last. Okay, a very weak contribution to some very funny stuff. Talisman

jade	31 Mar 2002
bumper stickers are just like regular stickers. you put them on the bumper or back of your car. :) jade

kayne	01 Apr 2002
2GD2BSTR8

Kiama	01 Apr 2002
Quote: Originally posted by kayne 2GD2BSTR8 Okay, I get half of that... So far I have got 2GD to be straight... I don't understand the 2GD bit.... Kiama

blumoon	01 Apr 2002
kiama i'm guessing it means too good to be straight ..? :)

Pollux	01 Apr 2002
I got it immediately instead!!!! :D Kayne, I must definitely stick that one somewhere! Let me see... I may add it in my BOS!!! LOL!!!

Rhiannon	01 Apr 2002
Quote: Originally posted by Kiama I've found Jesus! He was behind the sofa all along! [/b] I found him too, but if you talk to him don't tell him you saw me cuz He's IT! Rhiannon :)

Malachite	01 Apr 2002
"Keep Honking. I'm reloading" not polite, but funny, IMO.

Kiama	01 Apr 2002
"Honk if you love peace and quiet" Kiama

slinky_jo	01 Apr 2002
These are great :D I saw a cool one, but it wasnt funny! It was a deep purple sparkly one, and inscribed in silver were the words "magick happens" - I thought it was such a pretty bumper sticker - sure to calm the meanest of road ragers!

Silence Dogood	02 Apr 2002
On my old station wagon: "Last time we mixed politics and religion people got burned at the stake."

Mystick Dragon	02 Apr 2002
I saw these: I brake for Faeries, Dragons, Unicorns, Leprechauns, and other creatures that only I see. My other car is a broom. Here dragon, dragon, dragon. From zero to bitch in .64 seconds. --Dragon

Liliana	02 Apr 2002
Lifes a witch then you fly If you wanttosee a large selection of good ones you can buy check out www.azuregreen.com bumpersticker section.

floracove	02 Apr 2002
I can not stand for someone to tail gate, I want one that says, "Slow down or go around!" Never seen one of those...

Mystick Dragon	03 Apr 2002
Here's some more: Stop tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windsheild. Unless you're a hemorriod, stay off my ass. Come any closer and I'll eat you. --Dragon

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