If you were a God.....? Or Goddess.......?

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 12 Apr 2002, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Kiama	12 Apr 2002
If you were a God/Goddess, what would you be a God/Goddess of? Eg- Kayne, The God o' all things arty and Aussie... Tarotbeat, The God o' the Oligarchy.... Hmmm... I think I would be Kiama, the Goddess o' Something Clever, the Goddess o' wearing your SO's clothes, and the Goddess of KIAMA KISSES!!!!!!!!!! :* :* :* :* So, what would you be? Kiama

kayne	12 Apr 2002
LOL Cool thread Kiama :D Hmm... If you ahve ever met any Aussies you would know that I am hardly representative of them all :p (I don't drink beer and don't even follow Aussie Rules FootBall!!!) But I am cool with the Arty thing :D Maybe I could be the god of becoming nocturnal when I am on holiday. I am a little fixated on holidays at the moment - only a week and I get two weeks off!!! Ah... the sleep ins and late nights :)

Malachite	12 Apr 2002
ooh!.. God o' Magic! *off on power trip* ;)

Rhiannon	12 Apr 2002
Rhiannon: Goddess of laziness, debauchery and disorganization! You may worship me by staying up very late to read posts on aeclectic. You may worship me by doing shots of Red Headed Sluts, Tequila and Chocolate Cakes when you are out at a bar at 3 a.m. You may worship me by never being able to find a matching pair of socks or your children's shoes when you are running 20 minutes late in the morning. All hail me.... ah, nevermind. I'm too tired to be worshipped. I'm gonna take a friggin' nap! Rhiannon :)

napaisti	12 Apr 2002
Rhiannon: I thought that was ME! Well, maybe between the 2 of us we could manage to reign supreme over laziness, disorganization, and debauchery. I mean what are the chances that we'd both be napping/hungover/whatnot at the same time. . . . Oh, right . . . nevermind then. napaisti

Kiama	12 Apr 2002
Rhiannon, I hail and worship you! And I have done for 17 years!!!! All hail the great Rhiannon! Kiama

kayne	12 Apr 2002
I am currently on my second glass of red... I think I am hailing you with every sip Rhiannon! :D

Liliana	12 Apr 2002
Im the Goddess of NO,asin, No jumping onthe couch, no writing on walls, no sticking that fork inthe electric outlet, no using poopy as fingerpaint hehe and Pollux is the God of Hot Unobtainable Italian Men ;)

Rhiannon	12 Apr 2002
napaisti: one more and we could be a trinity! woo hoo! then we all have plenty of time to sleep it off. Thank you, disciples! I forgive you for waking me from my nap with all of your very loud, druken praise! Blessed *hiccup* be! Rhiannon :)

amyel	12 Apr 2002
I could be the Goddess of Potatoe chips and Picking-Up-After-Other-People! Really. Thsi is what I do almost every single day. At home. At work. Well, not the potatoe chips..:)

Malachite	12 Apr 2002
God o' Patronising... but then, you wouldn't understand.. ;)

emily2otters	12 Apr 2002
call me SHOSHOLAZAY, goddess of pissing. if you're fully hydrated, you are worshipping me about every two hours.

kayne	12 Apr 2002
ROFLMAO!!! I am laughing so hard I am nearly worshipping you SHOSHOLAZAY :D Liliana: I think Pollux would like that one... (although not unatainable for everyone... :p )

Kiama	13 Apr 2002
Quote: Originally posted by Malachite God o' Patronising... but then, you wouldn't understand.. ;) *Kiama groans* Malachite, don't know what to say... Kiama

cricket	13 Apr 2002
Let's see... I would be.... the Goddess of flight-of-the-bumblebee housekeeping while the kids are napping, five minute (tops) steaming hot showers while thawing meat for supper in the microwave, being able to fix anything from bumped heads to leaks in the washer hose, taking care of anything that gets brought into the house - though I pity the creatures that get caught! *LOL* Add to that... well.... a plethora of other things. Just call me... Mom. :)

kayne	13 Apr 2002
Wow cricket! Well done :D That is a great thing to be goddess of!

cricket	13 Apr 2002
Thank you, thank you... *she takes a bow* The only problem I have is only having one day a year to be worshipped! :p

truthsayer	13 Apr 2002
i would be the goddess of hiding all latest shopping from hubby so he won't know what i bought. then if he notices anything new i say,"oh, that old thing? i've had it for ages. i just don't wear it often." the other would be the goddess of "speed cleaning". translated--trying to clean up the house in the last hour before hubby gets home after doing my own projects all day. then there's being the goddess of buying books... :p the last would be the cat mother goddess who spends a hours a day rubbing her cats tummies, sharing food tidbits and talking to them. LOL ;)

kayne	14 Apr 2002
LOL Sounds like you have a life of leasure Truthsayer! I like it :)

Pollux	14 Apr 2002
Kayne might displace Dionisus or Baccus. He's the real God of Wine. Better still, The God of RED Wine How about me? Mh... I have some of these ones: 1)God of Self-Deprecation and Insecurity (registered trademark) 2)God of the Unaccomplished and "Never-Carried-It-Out". 3)God of "Gotta-Keep-It-To-Yourself" 4)God of "Be-A-Good-Boy-No-Matter-What" (self-imposed, watch out) 5)God of "Hot Unobtainable Italian Men, just not unobtainable for everyone, but unluckily that someone doesn't care a straw... tough luck..." You know, today was the best day of my life...

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