Incantation.
Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 06 Apr 2002, and now archived in the Forum Library.
| Kiama |
06 Apr 2002 |
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I found this whilst surfing the web. Enjoy!
NEVER BEFORE IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY HAS MAN BEEN SO PLAUGED BY THE PRESCENSE OF EVIL.
I AM SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR UNLEASHING THE FALLEN ONE, BALBERITH, UPON THE WORLD AT A HALLOWEEN SEANCE. LITTLE DID I KNOW, THAT FATEFUL HALLOWEEN NIGHT IN 1962, THAT ONE SMALL FOOLISH GAME COULD HAVE CHANGED THE COURSE OF HUMANITY.
SINCE I BECAME AWARE OF THE EVIL ....I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 39 YEARS RECRUITING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO INVOKE THE SPIRITS TO RECAPTURE HIM. NOW, AS I CANNOT CONTINUE, I PASS THIS BURDEN ON TO MY SON, BREWSTER, WHO WRITES TO YOU NOW.
AND SO WE COME TO THE YEAR 2002.....
AND THE EVIL IS STILL LOOSE.
PLEASE, I BEG YOUR HELP TO ENTRAP THIS BEAST THAT HAS CAUSED SUCH PAIN AND GRIEF. TO RECALL HIM TO THE DEPTHS, YOU MUST INVOKE THE SPIRITS AND RETURN HIM TO THE NETHERWORLD.
YOU MUST SUMMON THE DEAD
LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.
NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY
HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS
NOW LOUD AND FAST
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
WA TA NA SIAM
EXTINGUISH CANDLES
( and yes you are ! )
ROFLMAO! I found this very funny!
Kiama
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| Malachite |
06 Apr 2002 |
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Took me far too long to get that!...
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| zorya |
06 Apr 2002 |
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lol kiama,
my mother in law thinks i'm })
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| Silence Dogood |
07 Apr 2002 |
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Seems like a load of crap to me - meant to sound serious but is really a joke.
NEVER do a spell where you have to chant something in a language you do not understand. (Rule #1 for spell casting)
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| VmprGokuboi69 |
11 Apr 2002 |
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going along with rule #1.... the incantation is latin... just for those who were wondering
~Danny
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| Umbrae |
11 Apr 2002 |
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ROFLPP
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| Kiama |
11 Apr 2002 |
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Originally posted by Silence Dogood
Seems like a load of crap to me - meant to sound serious but is really a joke.
That was actually the whole point of it.
Kiama
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| All Is One |
11 Apr 2002 |
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I was never good at puns and most jokes fly right over my head...
But when it comes to bogus Magick I guess I'm a lot more on the ball.
That was hilarious...:) :) :)
I think if I ever have time, I'll print it in some crazy script in red paint on a parchment-like paper, and give copies to my pseudo-step children and other people who act as if I'm a satanist for reading Tarot cards.
(they are the ones who prob WON'T get it, right Kiama?)
Thanks for that little gift.
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| Umbrae |
11 Apr 2002 |
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Thank you all is one!!!
Remember our post on misguided militant Christians (somewhere in the forum)…
So you print out the ‘Incantation’ in a Lucida Blackletter, brush the paper in coffee and a wee bit of oil, and iron with a real hot iron (an old junker, buy one at the thrift store), so that it looks like “parchment”.
Keep it on hand (in your purse or briefcase) for the “Christians” who want to save you…(insert evil laugh here)
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| aciddragon |
11 Apr 2002 |
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Ok...I must be dumb or something cause I don't get it... and I normally get jokes.. :(
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| Rhiannon |
11 Apr 2002 |
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Originally posted by aciddragon
Ok...I must be dumb or something cause I don't get it... and I normally get jokes.. :(
first of all, you're not dumb...
WA TA NA SIAM
if you say it really fast you get "what an ass I am"
Hukt on foniks werkt fur mee!
Rhiannon :)
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| All Is One |
12 Apr 2002 |
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this was such a belly laugh fer me...and I seem to need those.
anyone gots more of dese here funnies?
cuz I need to lighten up my personal arena, and it struck me so hard I had to hobble off to the W.C. yesterday afternoon, when I first read it.
Thank you Kiama, you ARE a spiritual fruit!
Alison (who is trying to find/steal/invent a more personal signature...)
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