1-TAR-OT4U-HELP/Chicken jokes

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 13 Jun 2003, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Cerulean	13 Jun 2003
Hello, this is the 1-Tarot4u helpline. Gotta a question Got a tip? The 1-Tar-ot4U-help line thread is for sharing your fun or funny bit. And if you want to make it this a mixed thread of entertainment, how about doing something along the lines of a trump major and the question....Why did the chicken cross the road? Gina Pace at Wicce.com did this a few years ago--I'll post the link in a second: http://www.wicce.com/chicken.html

Cerulean	13 Jun 2003
Why did the Chicken cross the road and the Lovers card... Lovers: The chicken crossed the road...to get laid, of course - contributed by Crystal Sage Lovers: Judith suggests we use dtk's and Rachael's joke: .......a chicken and an egg are in bed together. the chicken is happily smoking a cigarette, looking smug. the egg, disgusted, says, "Well, I guess we know the answer to *that* old question." Lovers: Younger Woman: Oh, how cute. Older Woman: Oh, how about dinner? Youngish Man: Oh, if chickens can have harems, how about me? Winged Messenger: If you don't fowl it up, I may not have to shoot you. - contributed by MeijiMari

BoomVoom	14 Jun 2003
if i was the lovers i would say: The chicken crossed the road because... er... It wanted to... Hmmm... It was going to... uh, what was the question? IT'S JUST TOO DIFICULT!!! THRER'S JUST TOOO MANY POSEBILITIES!!!

Ivy Rhiannon	10 Jul 2004
Quote: Originally posted by Cerulean Why did the Chicken cross the road and the Lovers card... Lovers: Judith suggests we use dtk's and Rachael's joke: .......a chicken and an egg are in bed together. the chicken is happily smoking a cigarette, looking smug. the egg, disgusted, says, "Well, I guess we know the answer to *that* old question." :smoker: ROTFLMAO! :D

OakDragon	10 Jul 2004
The Hermit: "'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Hmm... let me go off and think about that for awhile."

Sillanza	12 Jul 2004
... and the Devil Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: That's as far as his chain would reach.

Sillanza	12 Jul 2004
4 of Wands - Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: That's where the party was!

MattDouglas	12 Jul 2004
Death- Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.

linabeet	15 Jul 2004
How about, Why did the Fool cross the road? There was a ladder on the other side. Why did the 7 of swords cross the road? To get to the pawn shop. Why did the 3 of cups cross the road? To get to the liquor store before it closed. Why did the Chariot cross the road? He was never very good at waiting at the lights.

Rhiannon	15 Jul 2004
ROTFLMAO, Matt! :D

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