:cool: continue the story..... :cool:
Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 14 Nov 2003, and now archived in the Forum Library.
| Moonbow* |
14 Nov 2003 |
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I'm going to start a story to include tarot cards. The rules are this:
1. Each person has one sentence at a time
2. Each sentence has to include at least one card
3. Try to make it funny!!!
4. End your sentence with: ....
5. Our aim is to try and make this story as long as possible
6. Cards can be mentioned more than once
7. Sentences can be as long or short as you like i.e. can be one
word
8. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FUN!!
Here goes:
The story begins with Dave who was looking through his deck of tarot cards and realised the ten of cups was missing so....
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| RedWood |
14 Nov 2003 |
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Dave screamed when he saw that The Devil had the 10 of cups in his hand.....
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| Moonbow* |
14 Nov 2003 |
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'shouldn't this be back in the pack' said the Devil and put it back next to the ....
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| Cerulean |
14 Nov 2003 |
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the cool lady in jade eying the lion's teeth, Strength--she blinked her eyes, reached her other hand out to
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| ros |
14 Nov 2003 |
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to the Hanged Man who was looking ...
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| Moongold |
14 Nov 2003 |
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at Death approaching but his reversal caused him to double take and he mistook Death for............
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| Star Spirit |
15 Nov 2003 |
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...the Queen of Swords. It was love at first sight, but instead of kissing him she....
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| gloria |
15 Nov 2003 |
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..said "No, I want to be on my own, the Hermit has given me a really good book to read"......
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| jmd |
15 Nov 2003 |
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Dave couldn't believe it - he had been told before of the ways in which one may be drawn into the cards, and in fact had meditated on them and used them as spiritual gates - but here they drew him in, in ways inexplicable... without totally extricating himself from the last episode, he felt the call of the Popesse, calling him in:
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| gloria |
15 Nov 2003 |
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What have I told you about reading this kind of trash Dave? I’ll have to ring the Magus, your energies obviously need rechannelling.....
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| Jewel-ry |
15 Nov 2003 |
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At that moment a bolt of lightening came out of the sky. It flashed in zig-zags as if looking for a specific target ..................and crashed into the Tower just behind Dave.........
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| firemaiden |
15 Nov 2003 |
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At the same time, Dave felt an icy chill at his throat. He turned his neck this way and that, it only grew icier, as if there were a noose... he looked to the window. A giant moth was beating its wings frantically at the window pane. Suddenly the lights flickered on and off... the damp smell of medieval crypts overcame him, he grew confused.
Just then, a beaming sword of light surged out from the Ace at the top of the deck, he felt the light crashing into his skull with a 'kaZAAAAAAM', and...
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| Chronata |
15 Nov 2003 |
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His Third Eye opened, revealing to him all the secrets of the Universe for one tiny, infintesmal speck of Time and Space...the World could be seen spinning, dancing and moving her arms to the beat of...
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| Moonbow* |
15 Nov 2003 |
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.....Ten Wands, all playing in unison until they were interupted by the arrival of the High Priestess who....
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| Moongold |
15 Nov 2003 |
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...........arrived unconscious on account of spending so much time in the unconscious but on hearing the ripple of the Wands symphony, she arose from her seat in the heavenly Chariot and looked for.................
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| Cerulean |
15 Nov 2003 |
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Dave, resting comfortably under the four of Swords window panes. She flung...
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| gloria |
15 Nov 2003 |
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....herself at him....Oh God Dave I thought you were at Death's door....
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| Jewel-ry |
15 Nov 2003 |
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'No' he replied, 'I was just asleep. I dreamt I was standing under the moon, there were two huge buildings before me and a path which led, I don't know where. I decided to follow the path and.....
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| lark |
15 Nov 2003 |
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Dave rolls over and mummbles "not tonight honey I'm beat, we're having alot of problems with that pentacles project over in building 7 everything just seems upside down." The High Priestess stung by the humiliation of this rejection stamps out of the room only to stumble into the arms of the Knight of Cups who.......
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| Moonbow* |
15 Nov 2003 |
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.... was not about to make a Judgement about seeing Dave with the High Priestess, although last time she was with the Page of Swords and they were .......
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| ros |
15 Nov 2003 |
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in the canoe call 6of swords heading for ...
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| Jewel-ry |
15 Nov 2003 |
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A place where there were many childhood memories. A place where every smell, touch, taste reminded them of the past......
the address :
No 6, Chalice Avenue!
Here they planned to.....
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| Star Spirit |
15 Nov 2003 |
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...eat all the forbidden fruit growing on the trees :D It tasted...
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| gloria |
15 Nov 2003 |
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the island in the middle of the lake... where there was shade from the ferocious Sun, which was playing havoc with the Page's sword...
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| ros |
15 Nov 2003 |
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his mind. The Hierophant tried to bless his thoughts but no way could this ever happen because the Page was involved with the older sexy....
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| gloria |
15 Nov 2003 |
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...trump. Dave was gonna have to muster up a lot of Strength if he........
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| Cerulean |
15 Nov 2003 |
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if he wanted to keep up with the Woman in Green! "Oh, Jade! Jade? BLANCHE?" he cried in confusion, as she exited, stage left from Stage 8, leaving a green robe and a lion while she grabbed some scales and sword and her white robe as scooted back to the future toward Stage 11. ("There is no Justice," he heard her say...)
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| Chronata |
15 Nov 2003 |
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...dramatically, (and with only a tiny hint of sarcasm)"why must I constantly keep moving through time for HIM, when he obviously prefers another dame with a full deck!" giving the Wheel a good spin as she passed, with a look of sheer...
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| Moongold |
15 Nov 2003 |
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........confusion, quickly hidden, because she has lost her sense of identity in this thread, and gathering her dignity and robes of insight she sweeps over time and the unconscious to meet her old friend the Star for a bit of sisterly support and ..........
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| Moonbow* |
15 Nov 2003 |
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...Devil..ment, she then passed the stage where the Magician was doing a turn, 'Hi Magi' she said, then without looking. bumped into an old mate who was the Star of a West End musical called the Emperor...
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| Moongold |
15 Nov 2003 |
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... and she stopped and caught the show, enjoying the opportunity to be alone because afterall she preferred quiet, introspective times, intervening in human life only in the most intuitive ways, but what the heck - just lately people have been ..........
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| ros |
15 Nov 2003 |
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hungover because of dancing with BUBA , the owner of the dance club Nine of Cups. They just party until...
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| Star Spirit |
15 Nov 2003 |
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...they see visions of the Star dancing before their eyes....
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| gloria |
16 Nov 2003 |
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Dave had had enough of all this revelry, it was obvious he wasn’t gonna get anywhere with HP, that veil of hers was like a curtain of steel. Not only that she, she didn’t do cooking.
He’d done it all wrong….why did he leave his beloved Empress… now she really looked after him … made sure he was fed and watered as well as administering to his more basic needs if you know what I mean…..he would……
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| Jewel-ry |
16 Nov 2003 |
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...........take his two swords and disappear off somewhere quite to make his decision..........
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| ros |
16 Nov 2003 |
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decision...to confess & tell that he wants The Emperor or be unhappy & ...
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| Moonbow* |
16 Nov 2003 |
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...... then, they would never become Lovers, so, undecided he thought it best to go and see the Hermit, who was always a good source of knowledge and advice, he just didn't know what in the World he was going to do. But just then ........
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| Jewel-ry |
16 Nov 2003 |
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... the sun came out and he ........
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| Moongold |
16 Nov 2003 |
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........felt an unusual flash of intuition, so unusual that he thought it might have been the mulled wine he had for breakfast, but the thought was insistent, except he couldn't undertand it, and he stood in perplexity, with the High Priestess still very much lurking in the back reaches of his mind, shaking his head when............
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| Cerulean |
16 Nov 2003 |
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for the first time in 6000 years...Dave thought it was just a reflection of his bloodshot eye in the mirror, but as he watched the moon, he also heard and saw the click of a light switch in the room behind him...a silky, purring rumble...
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| ros |
16 Nov 2003 |
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... the fish from the Page of Cups fell out of the sky into...
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| Majecot |
16 Nov 2003 |
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the pack that the Fool was carrying, making him loose his balance on the edge of the cliff. Thinking this was it for him .........
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| Chronata |
16 Nov 2003 |
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he closed his eyes and Pioruetted, causing the fish to fall from his pack and into the hungry jaws of the dog at his heels, who ran happily away, to another stage where the Moon was just rising, and a wolf was waiting for him to come out and play...
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| Moonbow* |
17 Nov 2003 |
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.... the search for the Holy Grail game, which already involved many notable characters, Knight of Cups (Galahad) was there as well as Merlin - the Magician, the Lovers (Guenivere and King Arthur) and many others, it was just like a big celebration until suddenly.........
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| ros |
17 Nov 2003 |
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....the QUEEN OF SWORDS appeared....
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| lark |
17 Nov 2003 |
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"I am getting a divorce!" The Queen of Swords sobbed uncontrollably. "The King of Swords loves another." This put a big damper on the Holy Grail Game and not even a tart stolen by the Knave of Hearts ( opps sorry wrong deck) could cheer the Queen of Swords up untill....
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| ros |
17 Nov 2003 |
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Bo Didley showed up. The black man of the 7 cups. "Why are you so upset with the divorce ?" he asked. We all know...
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| Moonbow* |
17 Nov 2003 |
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.......... the King of Swords plays around a bit, there's just no Justice, I know, but maybe you should grab his ten (of) coins and run away with................
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| Moongold |
17 Nov 2003 |
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......What??? said the Queen of Swords..........I never retreat..........don't misunderstand me :D I am going to live up to the stereotype that has kept me on the front pages at Aeclectic for considerable time ..........take my authority and give him the SNIP...........Mwjuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaa....and the sound of her laughter resonated through the purple caverns of this cyber fantasy world as she...................
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| ros |
17 Nov 2003 |
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pointed to The Star...
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| Moonbow* |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...and said, I will get my revenge on that blackguard, that cad, that scoundrel, that wolf in sheeps clothing, that DEVIL, and this is the last time he..........
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| ros |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...is dancing the jig with me under the silvery Moon! What does he & the perfect Star think they are doing with my.....
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| sharon |
12 Dec 2003 |
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... her voice faded as she went in search of the King of Swords, on the way she met The Emperor .....
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| Bluemanticore |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...who used his two wands to point her the way to...
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| Moonbow* |
12 Dec 2003 |
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....Tarot land, where the King of Swords hangs out with his buddies, but on the way there the heavens opened, lightening flashed and the Queen of Swords got soaked, but not before she noticed that the Tower - where the King of Swords was, had been........
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| Bluemanticore |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...split into many pieces by the lightning that flashed like ten swords, sending the King of Swords...
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| ros |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...to the Magicians table, he fixed him up & turned him ...
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| Bluemanticore |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...into one wand to use...
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| Moonbow* |
12 Dec 2003 |
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... for divination purposes - of course, but while doing this procedure, who should drop by but that new couple from down the road, you know...what are their names... its coming to me..Oh I feel such a Fool.... oh yeah, its Homer and Marge, what a pair of Lovers they are, guess what I saw the other night just as I was..........
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| ros |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...using one wand (that use to be the King of Swords) as a divination tool...
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| MattDouglas |
12 Dec 2003 |
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... but then as I was changing my shoes, I was in the middle of it and put on one boot but didn't get to the next, when six skeletons of Death attacked me with Six more Wands, that used to all be court members, so I...
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| ros |
12 Dec 2003 |
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... I ran out the door & jumped on the Chariot going by...
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| Bluemanticore |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...and raced to the Hermit for help...
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| Majecot |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...but The Emperor held up his hand to halt.....
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| skytwig |
12 Dec 2003 |
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... a fire breathing dragon which was coming out of the Hermits' cave and screaming, in a foreign language.....
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| MattDouglas |
12 Dec 2003 |
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...."dubyas a buffoon, dubyas a buffoon" which is dragon-speak for "zdayss zhevyoat zlaya kooreetsa."...
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| skytwig |
12 Dec 2003 |
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Well, the Emperor was shocked because no one had uttered those words in 15,000 years and he knew that meant only one thing.....
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| Moonbow* |
13 Dec 2003 |
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....was the World coming to an end, maybe he should consult the Magician, he would know what to do in this situation, he might even.........
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| skytwig |
13 Dec 2003 |
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to create a new World, maybe even a whole new deck of cards, maybe one that had never existed, maybe one that was the Ultimate, maybe one that.....
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| Moonbow* |
13 Dec 2003 |
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.... brought the Moon and the Sun together in perfect harmony, but this was never going to happen not while.......
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| skytwig |
13 Dec 2003 |
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the Lovers were in Divorce Court and Temperance experienced a drought and a black hole slithered by and.....
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| Bluemanticore |
13 Dec 2003 |
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..the Fool sang for the King and Queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean and a voice that came from you and me, oh and while the King was looking down, the Fool stole his thorny crown the courtroom was adjourned, no verdict was returned, and while Lenin read a book on Marx, the quartet practiced in the park and we sang dirges in the dark, the day, the music, died. We were singin "Bye, bye Miss American Pie drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry an them good ol' boys were drinkin whiskey and rye singin this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die." Then...
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| ros |
13 Dec 2003 |
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...as the Wheel turns, Elvis came charging through the door with the Knight of Wands...
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| Moonbow* |
13 Dec 2003 |
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...........close on his tail, singing Jailhouse Rock but as he rushed he bumped into Homer and Marge (the Lovers) who were just about to.............
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| skytwig |
13 Dec 2003 |
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and anounced "Yes, folks, I'm still alive and have been living in Graceland all along, but I'm tired of being a ghost, so I'm taking Judgement and I'm being Reborn... Hallelujah!" And he greased up his hair and he.....
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| ros |
13 Dec 2003 |
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...winked at the Queen of Cups and took off...
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| Moonbow* |
13 Dec 2003 |
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........... in search of Marilyn Monroe, of course he knew he'd have a long and hard search, day and night he trudged to no avail when he came accross a fellow Hermit with his light held high lighting their path until suddenly.............
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| sharon |
13 Dec 2003 |
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They had to dodge the 8 wands flying over there heads and fell down the mountain ....
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| skytwig |
13 Dec 2003 |
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and landed at the feet of Empress Lucille who didn't think this nonsense was funny at all!!.. She hauled Elvis up by the scruff of his satin collar and hollared....
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| ros |
13 Dec 2003 |
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..."Anyone seen this dudes Blue Suade Shoes & where's the Fool?
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| skytwig |
13 Dec 2003 |
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Bo Diddley jumped up and hugged Elvis, "Man, it's so good to see you! I think the Fool ran away with your shoes, but who can blame him, he wanted to be The King of Rock and Roll." And Elvis said, "Uh, thank you, thank you very much..... but I need to hitch a ride on the Chariot; need to get to Vegas because i have to..."
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| Moonbow* |
14 Dec 2003 |
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..........sing at the Ace of Cups club, but just as he was leaving out popped........................
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| sharon |
14 Dec 2003 |
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Death...
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| Majecot |
14 Dec 2003 |
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..... stopped him and say "sorry man, your show was canceled, but ....
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| lark |
14 Dec 2003 |
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We've got a new gig for you at the Judgement Club. Got the best horn player in the biz to back you up his names Gabriel. Elvis looked suspiciously at Death.......
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| skytwig |
14 Dec 2003 |
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"Wutchoo talkin' about?" he asked, "I just made my reappearance, I ain't goin' no where, except to the bank, man!" But, just then, Lady Pricilla appeared; she was glowing with inner peace and was arm in arm with Star, her new Lover. " Listen Elvis," she said, "when Truth appears, and we know that is WHO Judgement IS, then you have to.... "
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| lark |
14 Dec 2003 |
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"Empty your pockets at the Pearly Gates, because honey, heaven is a drug free zone."
Temperance came and took his hand. "I've come to teach you...
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| Moonbow* |
14 Dec 2003 |
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.......... to show you the way. Just follow me Elvis, and remember, everything in balance, no overdoing it this time or you could.............
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| skytwig |
14 Dec 2003 |
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"end up dead on the floor of a bathroom...." ;) Lady Pricilla and Star and Elvis and Temperance walked up to the Pope standing at the Gate. He turned to Elvis and said:......
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| Moonbow* |
14 Dec 2003 |
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......... where are your blue suade shoes Elvis? We've all been looking forward to seeing you in them'. Elvis replied " I've left them at the Jail, but I'm Hanged, Man if I'm gonna go back for them, why dont you let us in anyway then we can"...........
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| ros |
14 Dec 2003 |
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..."who are you really? You look like an impostor. Are you the Devil in ..."
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| Moonbow* |
14 Dec 2003 |
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ha ha............disguise, "no of course not", dont you know a super Star when you see one, do I really look...........
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| lark |
14 Dec 2003 |
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Hey, hey, hey said the Pope don't get pushy. Peter here is the gate keeper and he won't let you in untill he's good and ready.
He's off today. Something about picking a peck of pickled peppers but the High Pristess is subbing for him. You'll have to deal with her.....
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| ros |
14 Dec 2003 |
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...World, last night she had 4 cups tooooo many....
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| lark |
14 Dec 2003 |
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she's got a whopper of a headache and she's as unpredictable as a New Moon on the forth of July.
Glad I'm not in your blue suede shoe's...
She will ask you three questions...
#1.....
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| Bluemanticore |
14 Dec 2003 |
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...If a plane crashed right on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where would you bury the survivors? #2...
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| ros |
14 Dec 2003 |
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#2
If I asked you not to think about a black tail on the white horse of Knight of Cups could you?
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| Moonbow* |
14 Dec 2003 |
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#3..........what happened to Dave in this story is he stuck in the Tower or.........
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| ros |
14 Dec 2003 |
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... hanging out with the 4 of cups under the tree of...
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| Bluemanticore |
14 Dec 2003 |
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...toilet seats. Nah, not possible, he must be with the Page of Pentacles at...
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| ros |
14 Dec 2003 |
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...the Notel Motel located in the 4 of Wands...
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| skytwig |
14 Dec 2003 |
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Serendipity do dah, zipidy ehhhhhhhh...... So you better get those blue suede shoes out and start tap dancng because there aint nothing worse than a cranky High Priestess, especially when she's....
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| sharon |
14 Dec 2003 |
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fed up with waiting for the knight of pentacles to come back with a hangover cure and ...
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| Bluemanticore |
14 Dec 2003 |
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...that pepperoni pizza she ordered from the Peppy Pizzeria of the Page of Pentacles.
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| ros |
14 Dec 2003 |
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....Judgement suddenly blows the horn...
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| Bluemanticore |
15 Dec 2003 |
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"Stop honking. If you want to pass, pass," said the...
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| Mystic Zyl |
15 Dec 2003 |
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Page of pentacles, he drives along using prudent caution listening to the radio, while the pizza gets cold.......
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| ros |
15 Dec 2003 |
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....Holy flying monkeys, the Chariot is going by with...
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| Moonbow* |
15 Dec 2003 |
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......the Moon in his back seat, 'where do you think they're off to maybe its the'............
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| Jewel-ry |
15 Dec 2003 |
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Celebration at the castle, the Hierophant and the High Priestess are getting........
j :)
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| ros |
15 Dec 2003 |
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....arrested for The World to see...
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| Jewel-ry |
15 Dec 2003 |
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Is there no Justice???
j :)
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| Mystic Zyl |
16 Dec 2003 |
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With Justice comes Judgement, right or wrong, lets hope your attorney has the skills of a Magician
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| Moonbow* |
16 Dec 2003 |
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Magician, ah! the last time I saw him he was puting the King of Swords back together again.......
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| Bluemanticore |
16 Dec 2003 |
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...doing a much better job at it than the King did at putting Humpty Dumpty together again. Speaking of that, where are all the King's horses and all the King's...
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| ros |
16 Dec 2003 |
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...Knights, in the Tower of...
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| Bluemanticore |
16 Dec 2003 |
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...Cards, Tarot cards of course, cards ready to blow over at the slightest gust of wind, a gust sure to come at any moment from the direction of...
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| Jen |
16 Dec 2003 |
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...the knight of swords. Who challenges Dave to a debate on....
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| ros |
16 Dec 2003 |
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... Life Strategy, The Ace of Swords according to...
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| Mystic Zyl |
18 Dec 2003 |
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the grand architech of the universe God, right now your tower crumbles
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| ros |
18 Dec 2003 |
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...and the Sun will rise again...
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| Moonbow* |
18 Dec 2003 |
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........... and when it does, we're all gonna party, just like the ladies in the 3 of Cups, but until then we must..........
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| ros |
18 Dec 2003 |
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...create confidence by taking chances like the Emperor did...
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| Bluemanticore |
18 Dec 2003 |
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...when he moved his Knight into position to try and capture...
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| Moonbow* |
18 Dec 2003 |
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....... the lovely dragon in the Gill Tarot, 7 of cups card but as he was about to do so.............
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| ros |
18 Dec 2003 |
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....a parade of 6 of wands...
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| Moonbow* |
18 Dec 2003 |
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caught his eye, and reminded him that he was supposed to be visiting the page of wands, so with that he............
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| Bluemanticore |
18 Dec 2003 |
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...trotted down the yellow brick road, running into...
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| Moonbow* |
18 Dec 2003 |
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Bluemanticore who forgets to mention a tarot card in his sentence :), but never mind we can always continue till we see the Emperor climbing over the.......
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| meydi |
18 Dec 2003 |
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climing over the Chariot to get controll of the reins.......
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| sharon |
18 Dec 2003 |
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in order to guide them through the moon-lit land of illusion to ...
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| Dark Eyes |
18 Dec 2003 |
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the devils dungeon where...
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| Moonbow* |
19 Dec 2003 |
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.....to his surprise he meets Temperance, 'what are you doing here?' he said while grabbing for..........
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| Bluemanticore |
19 Dec 2003 |
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...a dance around the ace of cups, telling her, "You dance very..."
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| Moonbow* |
19 Dec 2003 |
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.....well, infact I think you're a better dancer than the High Priestess because she always.........
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| Bluemanticore |
19 Dec 2003 |
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...steps on my feet. It feels like she is cutting off my toes with the ace of swords. Who taught you how to dance so well?"...
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| ros |
19 Dec 2003 |
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...dance so well, Bo Didley of the Seven of cups moves like...
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| Bluemanticore |
19 Dec 2003 |
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...Snow White of the Seven Dwarves, a good "friend" ;) of the Queen of...
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| ros |
19 Dec 2003 |
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Wands and the Knights of...
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| Moonbow* |
20 Dec 2003 |
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............the round table, not to mention Merlin the Magician but this was getting us nowhere, we still hadn't found Dave and maybe he is still looking for the lost card to his deck so maybe we should..........
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| Jen |
20 Dec 2003 |
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......Dave began to think...."What if one of my other decks has stolen the card I'm looking for?" "What a mess that would be....I'd have to look through all of them, looking for duplicate cards....hmmm...or maybe the deck with the missing card will tell me." So Dave laid out the entire deck on his living room floor. The characters in the cards became animated and began chattering and pointing all which ways, trying to give him thier take on the missing card......
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| ros |
20 Dec 2003 |
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...as Dave began to think about the symbols of Tarot...
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| Bluemanticore |
21 Dec 2003 |
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...he wonders "Why swords, wands, coins, and cups?"...
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| ros |
21 Dec 2003 |
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...triangles, squares, cross & numbers...
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| Bluemanticore |
26 Dec 2003 |
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I happened to look back at the very beginning and realized I have not been following all the rules of this fun game. I believe others may have slipped here and there too. So to help all, I thought it might be a good idea to refresh memories before continuing this story. Anyway, here are the rules Moonbow started this all with:
1. Each person has one sentence at a time
2. Each sentence has to include at least one card
3. Try to make it funny!!!
4. End your sentence with: ....
5. Our aim is to try and make this story as long as possible
6. Cards can be mentioned more than once
7. Sentences can be as long or short as you like i.e. can be one
word
8. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FUN!!
The bold is my doing. That seems to be areas where the slipping is. :) Now, to try and follow rule 5, unless you think we should just start another story, here I go...
...Dave started thinking, "If the 10 of Cups is missing, maybe I should question the rest of that suit from that deck, see if they know anything."...
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| Moonbow* |
26 Dec 2003 |
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... so he started off with the 9 of Cups and continued until he....
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| Bluemanticore |
27 Dec 2003 |
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...learned from the Eight of Cups that one of the other even-numbered Cup cards had something to tell, but not which one, that he had to learn for himself...
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| HudsonGray |
27 Dec 2003 |
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So he spread the Cups out in front of him, went enie menie miney moe & his finger fell on the 2 of Cups. "AHA!" he yelled....
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| Moonbow* |
27 Dec 2003 |
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......"you must be the little blighter, what do you have to say for yourself?, and don't go telling tales on the others I've heard all about your from the Page of Cups and what you got up to when you...
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| HudsonGray |
27 Dec 2003 |
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...and that damn 8 of Swords got into that bondage thing down at the beach! Shame! There were kids there! Come here you, I've got something to say to you...
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| Bluemanticore |
27 Dec 2003 |
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But before Dave could say another word, the 2 of Cups slid out of his hands and darted down the nearest rabbit hole. "Great, now I've lost the 10 of Cups AND the 2 of Cups. What, or maybe I should say who, is next?" "Maybe I can help," said...
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| HudsonGray |
27 Dec 2003 |
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....the Chariot, the driver pulled up alongside him. "Hop on! We'll follow! Not only cards & Alice can do this route, my vehicle is made for all sorts of travel."
He climbed aboard & the driver shouted at the creatures pulling the Chariot. "Get a move on you guys! Get your butts on after that card, there's some sponge cake in it for you if you catch up before we hit bottom".
The horses/unicorns/sphynx/dragons/creatures pulling the Chariot lept forward instantly & they were down the hole in a race after the 2 of Cups. It fluttered, pale, ahead of them in the dark.
"Man, that card can really go! But we'll catch up." said the Chariot driver. "Wonder what's put a bee in his bonnet? Hey, what's that?"......
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| rexenne2003 |
27 Dec 2003 |
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A bright light at the end of the tunnel?
When the Chariot came out of the hole, there stood in front of them a man in a purple cloak, with long dark brown hair. In front this stranger stood a solid black block of...something, and placed on top was a pentagram, an atheme, a chalice, and a wand. He waved his arms to and fro in the air and muttered a few words, incorherant to Dave and the Driver of the Chariot.
David cleared his throat to try and catch the MAGICIAN's attention.
"Pardon us, Sir, but by chance have you seen the Two of Cups run out of this tunnel?"
The Magician lowered his hands to chest level, placing them palms together in front of him, bowed his head and started to hum. David and the Chariot Driver looked at one another. Maybe his faith in the stranger to confide in them where the Two of Cups had gone was unfounded. Maybe he was in league with the Two of Cups?
The humming stopped and saying nothing the Magician pointed to the left...
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| Moonbow* |
28 Dec 2003 |
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......"they may have gone that way", he said, "then again, they may have gone that way, to be sure you need to speak to the High Priestess who you will find sat between two pillars round the corner, but be warned............"
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| Bluemanticore |
28 Dec 2003 |
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...what she has to tell you may not necesarily lead you where you want to go, but it will lead you where you do need to go."...
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| Moonbow* |
28 Dec 2003 |
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.....Dave and the Chariot driver (who was in fact the Knight of Cups) listened carefully to what the High Priestess had to say, which was very difficult as most of it was very supernatural and secret, in the end they decided to.............
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| Bluemanticore |
28 Dec 2003 |
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...head down the left corridor, because at that moment, they noticed the Ace of Cups sticking it's head, well, actually, it's hand, around the corner. They gave chase and came out to a meadow full of....
(Gotta remember rule 2, always include a card in the sentence. I gotta remember! :) )
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| HudsonGray |
28 Dec 2003 |
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....ANGELS!!!!! They were having a bang up party too! One motioned Dave & the Chariot driver over & pointed to the bar.
"Have one on us!" he said, "The bartender can blend you anything you want, but remember, MODERATION! Always MODERATION!"
"Is this some kind of Temperance meeting?" Dave asked.
"No, we're celebrating a wedding, you have to have your wits about you when we start playing Twister".
Dave looked at his driver, his driver looked at Dave. Both just shook their heads. "Want to head out of here? This place is just too strange & we have to follow wherever that card went."
"Fine by me," said the driver/King of Cups. "Doesn't look like they've got any beer anyways". He leaned forward & yelled "On you huskies! Mush! Get that card!".....
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| Bluemanticore |
28 Dec 2003 |
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So Dave and the King of Cups chased after the Ace of Cups, who they noticed had now joined up with that sneaky Two of Cups! "There they go," said the King to Dave as they raced after the two cards. "Yeah," replied Dave, "but we're still missing the Ten of Cups." The Ace and Two darted this way and that, until they reached the edge of this pool and dove in. But the two men almost didn't notice this, since they were so distracted by the gorgeous, skyclad woman standing next to the pool's edge, glowing under the Star that floated above her head. The two men stood staring at her, their mouths agape, until the woman said to them,"...
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| HudsonGray |
29 Dec 2003 |
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...."Stick your tongues back into your mouths."
Oops! Both guys cleared their throats and tried to look more respectful.
"Uh, have you, that is..." The King of Cups started.
"We're looking for three cards," blurted Dave. "Have you seen them?"
She stood up slowly, but still trickling the water into the pond from the porcelain jug in her hands. "There is always hope in any endeavor. But then you know that." She gestured up into the sky, "why just LOOK at all the stars up there, each one a wish of someone, each one shining so bright that it stands out as a beacon."
"But the cards....um, they're not up in the sky, they came past here," said Dave.
She put both hands on her hips, the jug sloshing. "Well if you're going to be like THAT, then what use am I?" And she huffed off.
"Good going Dave," the King mumbled.
"Hey! That wasn't much help at all & I'm getting confused about this whole thing! You know?"
The King of Cups looked around. "She seems to have disappeared, but there's someone over there." He pointed to the right. "Can't quite make it out, but I THINK there's more than one person between the trees out there a ways"......
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| Bluemanticore |
29 Dec 2003 |
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Dave decided to listend to the King of Cups, he was the ruler of the cards they were looking for after all. They headed in the direction the King had pointed and came upon two people, a man and a woman, both just as naked as the woman they had seen at the pond. And between them was standing one of the angels from the meadow....
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| Moonbow* |
29 Dec 2003 |
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.................................................shhh {pretend I'm not here}...........Don't forget rule one guys (although this is getting good - shall we change rule one?)
.......also did you get my e-mail Blue
M*
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| Bluemanticore |
29 Dec 2003 |
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(Moonbow, maybe we should change Rule 1. We don't seem to be following it very well, do we? Maybe we should change rule 5, too, and start a new story when we get to say, 200 replies? To keep it a game and keep people interested, say the person ends the story at 200 gets to start the next one. :) Got your e-mail, too. Feel free to jump in. Oh, and I turned on my PM. Didn't realize it was off. oops.)
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| Moonbow* |
29 Dec 2003 |
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...meadow..... "if you two are chasing the Star you have some hope", continue on your quest until you see the Devil, he will tell you what you want to know, only be careful he may........
{Blue check your pm's}
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| Bluemanticore |
29 Dec 2003 |
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...want something of great value from you. It may be only 10 Coins, or it may be your souls," said the Angel. At that, the man smirked and woman laughed. Dave and the King looked at each other uneasily. The Angel continued, "The Devil will tell you how to read the stars, like that woman by the pond told you you needed to do, so you will know what direction the 10, 2, and Ace of Cups have all gone." With that,...
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| Ivy Rhiannon |
13 Apr 2004 |
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Dave fainted, and the Temptation was too great to ignore so the...
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