Tarot Funnies

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 13 Dec 2003, and now archived in the Forum Library.

ros	13 Dec 2003
I have been debating weather to put this on or not. If it's a no just say so. You may never look at the cards the same again. If a comic was looking at these cards (putting them in the funny pages) what do you think the animals or the people are actually saying to themselves? e.g. The Fool As the dog is looking up, he is saying to himself: Buddy one more step & your butt is about to be up around your ears!

MattDouglas	14 Dec 2003
Okay, good idea. Ten of Swords "Getting stabbed is highly overrated experience."

ros	14 Dec 2003
The Star: The bird in the background: " Would someone please put some clothes on this lady?"

sharon	14 Dec 2003
The Chariot. One unicorn to the other, "Who does this guy think he is, Pavarotti?" Sharon

Tallarico	14 Dec 2003
Strength: Damn, How long do I have to rub this cat's head... 5 of Swords: I think I put too much gel in my hair today! I like this game...

Mystic Zyl	14 Dec 2003
The Tower Wife says to her husband, "Honey, my mother is coming for a visit."

Tallarico	14 Dec 2003
LOL mystic!!!

Mystic Zyl	14 Dec 2003
High Priestess sitting deep in thought. My hemorrhoids are killing me. Why don't they call them asteroids?

Tallarico	14 Dec 2003
Mystic you're killing me. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ros	14 Dec 2003
4 of Cups "Take your cup of whatever & stick it where the sun don't shine!

Mystic Zyl	15 Dec 2003
Death with a skeleton This Dr. Atkins diet really works!

Mystic Zyl	15 Dec 2003
Empress Does this outfit make me look fat?

Mystic Zyl	15 Dec 2003
The Moon card with the two dogs baying R I C O L A ..............R I C O L A

Mystic Zyl	15 Dec 2003
Ace of Cups with water running over the sides Now comes in 40 triple D.

Mystic Zyl	15 Dec 2003
Hierophant with the two bald headed men kneeling before him And the winner of the ugly nun contest goes to...... Thanks Ros I am having a great time, hope to see others partcipate, I know I am not the only card around

Simone	15 Dec 2003
Prince of wands (Thoth) Hope they don't raise the heating, I can't strip anything more...

Simone	15 Dec 2003
Knight of Cups (Thoth, again) luckily I've got my armour - this stupid crab simply won't stay put!

ros	15 Dec 2003
The Chariot "No, I don't have a sword in my pocket, why do I look like I'm happy to see you?"

Simone	15 Dec 2003
The Magician (Rider) ups - just hope there are no bees nesting in that tree above me...

MattDouglas	15 Dec 2003
7 of swords. "What weapons of mass destruction?"

MattDouglas	15 Dec 2003
Lust (thoth deck). "Okay, yeah you told me it would be a beast, but I hadn't imagined this."

Simone	15 Dec 2003
Death (Rider) The horse, nervously: if he just stopped clanging those bones inside the armour!

Simone	15 Dec 2003
2 of Swords (Rider) How am I supposed not to cut off my ears???

Simone	15 Dec 2003
9 of Wands (Rider) Stupid job - they keep falling down, and who's the dummy? Should ask for a pay raise each time I get banged on the head!

Mystic Zyl	16 Dec 2003
Knight of Swords Horse has a thought bubble coming out of his head........ ... Has he ever heard of Jenny Craig?

VGimlet	17 Dec 2003
Eight of Swords (Rider) "I knew I shouldn't have had that last eggroll."

Majecot	17 Dec 2003
The Hermit (Rider) "I'd better watch my step.. I can't see a damn thing out here.."

ros	17 Dec 2003
Devil "Hey baby, what's shaken?"

Mystic Zyl	17 Dec 2003
8 of Swords Rider This kinky stuff is going to stop.

Simone	17 Dec 2003
The Fool - Rider Dog trying to say to Fool: "Hey, watch your step, buddy, instead of looking up in the air!"

mercenary30	17 Dec 2003
Not another chalice, can't you be more original than that?

Simone	17 Dec 2003
The Moon - Rider One dog to the other: "I always thought it was the Man on the Moon???"

mercenary30	17 Dec 2003
I can't believe the Doctor expects me to fill all these. Back to the drinking fountain….

Simone	17 Dec 2003
Three of Pentacles - Rider Man on the left side to the others: "do you think that, if I hit hard enough, it's coming down on us?"

Majecot	17 Dec 2003
I told you to to use a surge protector with that!

mercenary30	17 Dec 2003
The keystone cops are at it again.

Majecot	17 Dec 2003
about the dogs " I wish those dogs would just stop howling at me!"

mercenary30	17 Dec 2003
'I am telling you, we were the inspiration for that Ozzy Osborne song......'

Majecot	17 Dec 2003
"I'll just take these while nobody is looking.. they will never know it was me. "

Simone	17 Dec 2003
cat at her feet: "Hope she doesn't drop that thing!"

Simone	17 Dec 2003
"Great party - but they always leave the mess for me to clean up!"

Simone	17 Dec 2003
Oh, what a nightmare! I dreamt there were nine Damokles swords hanging over my head!

ros	17 Dec 2003
Hermit (reversed) "O.K. who turned out the lights?"

Mystic Zyl	17 Dec 2003
3 of cups Ladies your mother warned you about!

Dark_angel	17 Dec 2003
Queen of Pentacles "Me? Material?" (Saying this is the ultimate Queen of Pentacles, who's just spent £100 on her HAIR!!!)

ros	17 Dec 2003
Two of Cups "psst , pull my finger"

Majecot	18 Dec 2003
" Hey, I thought we were going to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey"

Mystic Zyl	18 Dec 2003
5 of Wands Rider Another Johnson family reunion.

Majecot	18 Dec 2003
"Com'on baby let me light your fire"

ros	18 Dec 2003
Strength "Lord make my words sweet, for tomorrow , I may have to eat them."

ros	18 Dec 2003
9 of Swords "I've got the rockin' pneumonia & the boogie woogie flu"

mercenary30	18 Dec 2003
Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark!!

ros	18 Dec 2003
Star What , did I lose the poker game?

ros	18 Dec 2003
5 of Pentacles Thank God elephants can't fly!

Mystic Zyl	19 Dec 2003
2 of Wands boy holding a globe Tag on globe reads: Images may appear larger.

Majecot	27 Dec 2003
"Look... I get to wear the Grand Poobah hat!"

Nycelle	11 Jan 2004
The Lovers "Eww! Garlic breath!" The Tower "Do Not Smoke In Bed"

WalesWoman	11 Jan 2004
8 of Cups Morgan-Greer "I'll just take one for the road"

Mystic Zyl	12 Jan 2004
Tower I told you not to light that fart!~

ros	12 Jan 2004
...So I may wearing a thong, what's your point?

ros	12 Jan 2004
... I may be wearing a thong & I may not know how to spell either. lol

Ivy Rhiannon	13 Apr 2004
love: if he doesn't show up soon, I'll just do it myself! two of cups: here hon have my drink, now that we're married you're gonna need it! five of staves: I used to be skizophrinic, but now we're ok! five of penticles: God do you have fart right beside me?

ncefafn	14 Apr 2004
10 of Swords Honey, are you sure you're reading the acupuncture manual right?

mercenary30	14 Apr 2004
Go horsie, lets find MORE walls to jump!

ros	14 Apr 2004
Devil "Holy Hell Eve, what did we do this time?"

ncefafn	14 Apr 2004
On the Moon, the lobster to the dogs: "Oh, excuse me, I thought this was the crustacean convention. Carry on."

ncefafn	15 Apr 2004
Nine of Swords: "No, please! Not four more years!"

eastarot	15 Apr 2004
The Lovers "You're getting a potbelly luv....must cut down on the beer"

eastarot	15 Apr 2004
2 of Swords "Hmmm. Should I chop my left ear off first or my right ear"

Ivy Rhiannon	05 Jul 2004
Quote: Originally posted by ros Strength "Lord make my words sweet, for tomorrow , I may have to eat them." Now that's inspiration! LoL goddess deck: five of cups "That's the last time I drink tequilla!" Seven of pentacles "See money does too grow on trees!"

firemaiden	05 Jul 2004
Strength Rx Leave that kitty alone.

Sillanza	07 Jul 2004
Page of Cups (RWS) - (to the fish) "Nemo!"

Sillanza	07 Jul 2004
The Devil (RWS) - the bound ones say: "Now that was a messed-up job interview."

Sillanza	07 Jul 2004
7 of Cups (RWS) "Why doesn't one of these have a boob job in it?"

Sillanza	07 Jul 2004
Judgement (RWS) - the Angel says: "This is the last time I play at a Super Bowl halftime show."

Sillanza	07 Jul 2004
Temperance (RWS) "I've finally perfected the Tarotini, and now Sex and the City is off the air!"

Sillanza	07 Jul 2004
The Fool (RWS) - the Dog says: "Kid, FYI -- Lassie I ain't."

Sillanza	07 Jul 2004
Strength (RWS) - the Lion says: "Yep, it's in there. Keep looking ..."

lisaria	10 Jul 2004
Judgement (R/W) The angel says: Watch what happens when I play this note.

Kittaine	12 Jul 2004
Quote: Originally posted by MattDouglas 7 of swords. "What weapons of mass destruction?" hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Kittaine	12 Jul 2004
Quote: Originally posted by ncefafn 10 of Swords Honey, are you sure you're reading the acupuncture manual right? ROLMAO

linabeet	15 Jul 2004
Great stuff! Justice - "Go Ahead, Make my Day" 3 of Cups "I wish we knew which cup had the acid in it" Devil (Thoth) - people: "Why do we always have to play twister at these things?"

Ho Kok Hong	08 Sep 2004
The Tower The man says:"I should have trust Benjamin's invention!"

Kit	09 Sep 2004
The Sun: "Free Pony Rides!" Raeven

Kit	09 Sep 2004
Thought of some more: Owner of the Hand in the Ace of Wands: "Come any closer and I'll whack you!" Craftsman in 8 of Pentacles: "Oww! I just hit my thumb!!" The woman in the World: "Sometimes I have these strange nightmares where I'm naked and the whole world is staring at me." Raeven :joke:

Rain	10 Sep 2004
...98, 99, 100... Ready or not, here I come

Eco74	10 Sep 2004
10 of Swords I knew I shouldn't have taken the job at that carnival. That "knifethrower" can expect some bad karma coming this way, just as soon as I get patched up...

anubis	10 Sep 2004
Quote: Originally posted by ros 4 of Cups "Take your cup of whatever & stick it where the sun don't shine! hahaha... thats funny

anubis	10 Sep 2004
THe magician (harry potter) "Come and face me, lord Voldemort!"

Rain	10 Sep 2004
Good one...I love Harry Potter

kryztyna	11 Sep 2004
Ace of Wands (Fantastical Tarot) Your order will be shipped in plain brown paper.

kryztyna	11 Sep 2004
10 of Cups (Radient Rider Waite) Stepping stones to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

kryztyna	11 Sep 2004
Ace od Cups (Morgan Greer) Smell anything? No.. it must have been the dog!

kryztyna	11 Sep 2004
2 of swords D.I.Y guillotine

kryztyna	11 Sep 2004
2 0f swords AKA Marie "scissorhands" Antoinette

kryztyna	11 Sep 2004
The Tower It worked in Pisa!!

kryztyna	11 Sep 2004
strength Woman to the lion: Take your medicine!! Dont spit it out or i will hold your mouth closed!

littlehermit	11 Sep 2004
Temperance Ok, easy does it, don't spill, don't spill... YES! I rock! *goes off and auditions for Cocktail*

littlehermit	11 Sep 2004
Nine of Swords Oh no, oh no, oh no, what in the $^#@ was I THINKING, letting my husband pick the bedroom decor?

Mystic_Blue_Jay	11 Sep 2004
Man in the 8 of Cups: "You know what they say about beer.... you don't buy it, you rent it!" (rushes off to the bathroom)

kryztyna	12 Sep 2004
The Lady in the 4 of cauldroms( Old Path) I wonder who his disignated driver is..

The Tarot Funnies thread was originally posted on 13 Dec 2003 in the Tarot Games & Fun board, and is now archived in the Forum Library. Read the active threads in Tarot Games & Fun, or read more archived threads.