Tarot chat-up lines

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 25 Feb 2004, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Osher	25 Feb 2004
What chat-up lines can be used between Tarot cards readers? Hmm, here are a few: Let me have your 8 of Wands, maybe would later end up the 10 of Cups? Let's explore The Devil together? I have the Magician, do you have Strength?

Centaur	25 Feb 2004
'Is that a tarot-deck in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?' 'How about we go back to mine and shuffle some cards' 'Do you have a large deck?' *cringe... most cheesy* Erm... can't think of any more... thankfully. Edited to add two other cheesy lines: 'Come and spread your cards over my table'. HAHAHA. 'Why don't we go somewhere and do the celtic cross together' OK. Enough from me! C

Osher	25 Feb 2004
"Do I really need to take my clothes off for you to read my cards?"

Le_Corsair	25 Feb 2004
This isn't original, I saw it on someone's signature originally, but it is really priceless. "You got your Thoth on my Dreth." Bob :THERM

Centaur	25 Feb 2004
Quote: Originally posted by Le_Corsair This isn't original, I saw it on someone's signature originally, but it is really priceless. "You got your Thoth on my Dreth." Bob :THERM Hello LeCors! Now, I just don't get that one... would you care to explain? Or am I just stupid?! C

Osher	25 Feb 2004
Er, something about something on a dress? No, I'm a confused bunny too

Centaur	25 Feb 2004
If I am thinking along the correct lines then would this perhaps be a play on similar incidents to what happened to Ms Lewinsky's dress? ;) C

Osher	25 Feb 2004
Was that before or after the dry cleaners? Hey, what card would Clinton be? The Emporer? If so what would Monika be?

laura_borealis	25 Feb 2004
An old Reece's Cup commercial used the line, "You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!" That's what I thought of with the Thoth-Dreth joke. :D

Centaur	25 Feb 2004
Quote: Originally posted by Happiness Was that before or after the dry cleaners? Hey, what card would Clinton be? The Emporer? If so what would Monika be? MWAHAHAHA! Perhaps Monica could be the Fool... ? She took a risk and it payed off... she will probably never have to worry about finances for the rest of her life now... ok... so she messed up her dress, but hey, she'll get over it! C

Osher	25 Feb 2004
Or would Monica be The Devil. You know it's wrong, but oh so tempting... In which case Clinton is The Fool!

mercenary30	25 Feb 2004
"It is not the size of your deck......" Oh, not a line... How About...."That is quite a spread you got there."

Osher	25 Feb 2004
"Why do I use the Rohrig? Well, it's to do with size, and you know what they say about men with large hands"

Dark_angel	27 Feb 2004
:D "I know your future, and it's with me". " My miniature deck may be small, but it's highly effective." "Lets go somewhere private, and I'll give you a... reading".

lunalafey	27 Feb 2004
don't let the size of my deck scare you! what's your significator? If you show me your sword I'll show you my cup.

Aure	27 Feb 2004
"Nice bags!" "So are you the King of Wands?" "I'm not sure I can pull out my sword in a public place..." "Do you always have to do a spread on my newspaper?!" "Wanna share a cup with me?"

ncefafn	27 Feb 2004
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but . . . Is that a wand in your hand, or are you just happy to see me? Kim

Emily	28 Feb 2004
"I've never handled such a large deck before" :D

The Tarot chat-up lines thread was originally posted on 25 Feb 2004 in the Tarot Games & Fun board, and is now archived in the Forum Library. Read the active threads in Tarot Games & Fun, or read more archived threads.