If I could I would....

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 05 Mar 2004, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Dark Eyes	05 Mar 2004
If I could I would.... Walk alongside the hermit to keep him company and encourage him to go back to his wife................. Help the six of swords to steer the boat and stab the crocodiles that hinder his travel................ Talk the fool into not jumping off the cliff today, he still has to present his doctors certificate to his boss.... Play in the sun with the kid on the horse, also try to stop him falling off.... the horse is not impressed ... ................ (Rider Waite) ..........................:)

Agathe	05 Mar 2004
If I could I would dance with girls on the 3 of cups.

ncefafn	05 Mar 2004
If I could, I would toast with the boy in the Two of Cups by the light of the moon. Kim

Dark_angel	05 Mar 2004
If I could, I would... ...organise a huge party with the help of the Queen of Pentacles (and of course have to go shopping with her)... ... ride into battle with the Knight of Swords, to see exactly what he's fighting for at that moment... ... passionately kiss the Knight of Cups the Vargo Gothic (he's just my kinda guy)... ... listen to the Hierophant; I don't think I do enough listening... ... go to The Star's Nudist beach...

mercenary30	05 Mar 2004
Start a rock and roll party in the two towers on the card of The Moon, and party till the sun card is drawn!

Imagemaker	05 Mar 2004
I'd follow the guy climbing over the wall in the 7 of swords and see if he's a good guy or a bad guy. Where's he sneaking to?

Dark Eyes	05 Mar 2004
....Ride off into the sunset with the charioteer, and ask him to stop off at Mel Gibsons place for a drink.... and pick me up later.... .........:D ....Spin the wheel of fortune and hope it lands on something lucky for me... I could do with some good luck at the moment... maybe watch some people fall off... (who seem always to get lucky instead of me and flaunt it)... ahahahah ....put some sunblock on the lovers (Rider Waite) I fear they will get sunburnt...:joke:

Bluemanticore	07 Mar 2004
If I could I would help tend the garden of the 7 of Pentacles.... I would pet the cat of the Queen of Wands.... I would set free the lady of the 8 of Swords.

Jewel-ry	08 Mar 2004
If I could I would pull up the blind on the 9 Swords (RWS) and let the sun in. J :)

Chronata	08 Mar 2004
IfI could...I would... ...Say "put it there, if it weighs a ton" and share the burden with the man on the 10 of Wands... ...Help plan the party, and make the decorations for the 4 of Wands...and help create all the confetti (and stake out a good seat for the parade!) for the 6... ...would "hang out" with the Hanged Man...so I can experience and see what he sees... ...help the Queen of Pentacles bake wonderful homemade bread...

mysticalowl	08 Mar 2004
....hang with the hanged man and reflect on my day!

Dark_angel	08 Mar 2004
... enjoy the wild party at The Tower - I think it's falling down cos the music's so loud!

CreativeFire	09 Mar 2004
If I could I would .... Sit with the Empress in the field next to the waterfall and enjoy the sounds of nature :) CreativeFire

Shalott	09 Mar 2004
I would find some fig leaves for the Lovers in Robin Wood...(yeah I am a PRUDE) Hang out in that quaint little village on the 6 of Cups in RWS... Pretend to be the long lost daughter of the old man in the 10 of Pentacles in RWS...maybe that's why he has guards! Ask the Charioteer if I can pet the freaky sphynxes!

celeste	09 Mar 2004
If I could I would... Take the chains off the two people in the Devil card and encourage them to get counselling. Warn the Fool before he steps off the cliff into the abyss(though he probably wouldn't listen to me any way).

bec	10 Mar 2004
If I could I would enter the mind of the High Priestess If I could I would read the book of knowlegde hold by the Hierophant If I could I would take a tour ride with the Chariot If I could I would enter 10cups and live happy ever after

Dark Eyes	10 Mar 2004
If I could I would ....... ........perform a sword dance with the 2 of swords, but I would do it without the blindfold..... ...... Tell a joke to Temperance, she is very serious about what she is doing, needs to chill out.... .......put a heavy rock in one side of justices scales, and tickle her under the arms, she is just begging for it !!

ncefafn	10 Mar 2004
If I could I would hang out with all the ferrets in the Ferret Tarot.

tmgrl2	10 Mar 2004
If I could....I would ....pull out the swords in the heart of the 3Swords.....take away any unnecessary pain .....terri

nocturnaldreamr	11 Mar 2004
if i could i would: -wish the man a bon voyage on the 8 of cups, and give him a sleeping bag. and a pellow to camp out under the moon when he reaches the mountain -laugh with the bird who can see the Star woman's "plumber" crack. harhar... -give the people in the 5 of pentacles some heavy duty socks, boot warmers and some huge winter boots, and some thermal blankets. blankets are fun. -ask the far right person in the 3 of pentacles if i can borrow their cloak cuz it will go good with my unmatching yellow and red socks.

ncefafn	11 Mar 2004
If I could I would introduce the folks in the Robin Wood Tarot to Undercover Brother. :P

Dark Eyes	11 Mar 2004
Kewl nocturnaldreamr, I like those, especially the star woman one... hehehe I need a laugh at the moment and that did it for me. Thanks. ..... If I could I would... run a fork along the swords in the ten of swords( rw) back to see what sound they make.... sick huh!!! :(

CreativeFire	16 Mar 2004
If I could I would .... make a lound noise behind the person in the Five of Cups so they would turn around and see the other two cups instead :)

ncefafn	16 Mar 2004
If I could I would host a slumber party with the Empress and the High Priestess. The Empress could give us all makeovers and the High Priestess could give us advice on how to deal with all the unenlightened (read "Losers!") who constantly give us grief. I'd supply the sleeping bags, makeup, styling tools and product; the Empress would supply all the food and beverages, and the glamor; and the High Priestess would supply that air of supreme self-assurance which makes her the queen of any social milieu. Then we'd spend the rest of the night making crank calls to the Emperor, the Heirophant and the Devil ("I know what you did with Saddam!" ).

nocturnaldreamr	16 Mar 2004
THIS IS MY 100th post, so i thought it should be a fun post full of my babblings, so i did this game again.. hehehe (RRW...the one im looking at) if i could i would: -give the lady in red a voice so she can ask the lady in white, "do you work out" (hint...check where lady in reds' hand is....) - jump out of the top middle cup in the 7 of cups and say BOO with a flashlite to shine at the person, so it's not so dark... -peek under the curtain behind the man in the 9 of cups. I WONDER... whats under there.. -give the jackle, sphinx and snake books to read too (wheel of fortune) -give the emperor a glass of iced tea, because it looks like his location is really hot temperatured -do the hokey pokey with the magician -fill justice's balance thing with candy -yell DRUG DEAL at the people in the bottom left corner of the 4 of wands -wolf whistle (?...) at the men in tights on the 5 of wands -give the salamander a leaf to hide under (king of wands) -stand under the arc thing in the ace of pentacles and look at the mountains and say awww -ask the man on the 2 of pentacles why did he choose a hat that looks like a condom. or a bottle nipple for babies. -put a huge trampoline under the falling people in the tower -tell the man on the stool/bench in the 3 of pentacles that i also have to stand on something to work too -tell the left man in the 5 of pentacles that i don't wear matching socks either -have a game of frisbee wuth the 8 of pentacles man. with the pentacle he was working on -turn the lite on in the 9 of swords and tell them everything is gonna be okay thank you and goodnite

Chronata	17 Mar 2004
Quote: Originally posted by nocturnaldreamr THIS IS MY 100th post, so i thought it should be a fun post full of my babblings, so i did this game again.. hehehe (Congratulations on the one oh oh milestone! yay!) if i could i would: - -yell DRUG DEAL at the people in the bottom left corner of the 4 of wands - - Damn that's funny! I laughed so hard I just broke the chair that I am perched on! I would like to visit the 3 of pentacles and sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in that atrium, becuase I bet you that there's really great acoustics in there, and it would sound all echoey! (a weemba way...)

thanatos	17 Mar 2004
if I could I would..... play craps with death

Ivy Rhiannon	13 Apr 2004
If I could I would... ~toast with the girls of the three of cups ~help carry the burden of the seven of swords ~stop the five of cups before she makes a big mistake ~give the five of penticles some shelter from the storm ~celebrate with the six of staves!

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