the fart card

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 25 May 2004, and now archived in the Forum Library.

cartarum	25 May 2004
what does a fart, a belch, a streaker, and body odour have in common? the high preistess reversed!

yve	25 May 2004
How long in my tarot training will I develop such unique philosophies...

_N_	25 May 2004
shaking head at that, but smiling :P N

Kiama	26 May 2004
Hi cartarum, Please could you explain why this refers to the High Priestess reversed, and how? The idea of the Tarot Games and Fun forum is, of course, to have fun, but to facilitate the study of Tarot at the same time. Therefore it is necessary to explain such jokes as these, for the benefit of those who do not understand the reference. Blessings, Kiama

cartarum	27 May 2004
it all goes back to the fact that the high preistess is naturally, a cool, calm, reserved, almost virginal figure. when reversed, she loses her cool. also, shes a secret keeper, but when reversed, the secret is revealed. now, things that are indiscreet are categorized under the high preistess reversed because it is a little secret getting out. it is naughty, the kind of things that good christian men look away from. like when a woman bends down and you can see down her shirt, but you avoid it. also, it is swears, profanity, anything that is not virginal or virtuous, yet not really evil. high preistess reversed i thought was an exciting card, because it always represented something exciting. like the latest line on an affair, or someone getting pissed off and telling his wife he cheated on her several times. or one of the girls at work pinching my butt, or rubbing her body sensuously against mine. so, its also flirting. it can be also criminal acts of a sexual nature. men that expose themselves, perverts. you get my drift?

Sillanza	09 Jun 2004
Have you run across a constipation card? My guess is the 8 of Wands rx ... LOL I don't think I can look the High Priestess in the face after this ...

cartarum	10 Jun 2004
constipation card would probably be the four of pentacles. i mean upright or reversed, something is being withheld right? lol ~A~

deedlit420	10 Jun 2004
Wow... just when i thought that the high priestess was me... wait'll my friends find out about this, lol!

ferrous	12 Jun 2004
thanks, kiama, for asking for an explanation. as a relative newbie .. okay, let's face it, as a *total* newbie .. i had no idea why that was funny. heh. *blush*

Ho Kok Hong	09 Sep 2004
But the inverted High Priestess shouldn't use 'fart',that's too disgusting(I think The Fool is better for this because he controls air).

maria42airam	09 Sep 2004
For some people that I know, the appropriate card would be the Tower. Maria

BlueLotus	09 Sep 2004
Quote: Originally posted by maria42airam For some people that I know, the appropriate card would be the Tower. Maria The Chariot (Rx) Card will also fit in my HO

Yemanja	09 Sep 2004
Ha ha!! The dirty side of Tarot!! The joke punchline could also be Empress (Rx) maybe........

anubis	09 Sep 2004
well, i think you can start using tarot to guess one's unruly behaviour... argh, FART.

cartarum	13 Sep 2004
farts usually the product of a knight of swords i think. a knight of pentacles would be a long, drawn out fart. queen of swords would be a kurt, quiet fart. the page of cups would be silent but deadly. the page of wands would laugh histarically until he shat. the queen of wands would be a loud boomer. the king of swords would act like nothing happened. the queen of pentacles would leave the room first before letting out a tower covered in worldlike fart. the knight of wands probably smelt the best and the worst, our friend the king of wands would laugh, the knight of swords reversed would try to fart, but crap instead. and the king of wands reversed would act as though he was the only decent person in the room, then fart in bed asleep later that night. lol! ~A~

floracove	13 Sep 2004
Quote: Originally posted by cartarum what does a fart, a belch, a streaker, and body odour have in common? the high preistess reversed! Ha ha! See i figured she was in reverse to make a quick get away!

Phantom Goddess	13 Sep 2004
Quote: Originally posted by cartarum farts usually the product of a knight of swords i think. a knight of pentacles would be a long, drawn out fart. queen of swords would be a kurt, quiet fart. the page of cups would be silent but deadly. the page of wands would laugh histarically until he shat. the queen of wands would be a loud boomer. the king of swords would act like nothing happened. the queen of pentacles would leave the room first before letting out a tower covered in worldlike fart. the knight of wands probably smelt the best and the worst, our friend the king of wands would laugh, the knight of swords reversed would try to fart, but crap instead. and the king of wands reversed would act as though he was the only decent person in the room, then fart in bed asleep later that night. lol! ~A~ **gasps** thats is too blasted funny. You have me rolling on the floor. HAHA this site just keeps getting better and better LOL

cartarum	15 Sep 2004
i love this forum in particular, lol!

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