How many tarotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 09 Nov 2004, and now archived in the Forum Library.

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
To answer this question (flippantly, of course), select a card from your favourite deck (or maybe from a deck you don't like) and answer this question in light of the inspiration given by the card.

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
Deck: RWS-clone Hoi Polloi Tarot deck Card: Knight of Swords - The charging bull card One tarotist, one horse, and three more tarotists to pick up the broken glass from the first tarotist's run-in with the lamp.

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
Deck: Hoi Polloi Card: 2 of Pentacles Two tarotists, one to keep analysing the pros and the cons and the other to actually do the task.

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
Deck: Hoi Polloi Card: 4 of Pentacles It takes two tarotists, one to do the job and another to make sure that the first one doesn't the light bulb home for himself.

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
Deck: Hoi Polloi Card: Knight of Pentacles A man, a mirror, his horse and a light bulb. Need a second man to hold the mirror during the delicate operation.

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
Deck: Hoi Polloi Card: 9 of Swords It takes two tarotists: One to screw the light bulb in, and the second to keep the first one company during the long sleepless night worrying about whether he did the job right.

HudsonGray	09 Nov 2004
Deck: Robin Wood Card: 10 of Swords Guess it won't get changed, looks like he fell off the ladder & had an accident with the kitchen knives. Ouch! Talk about bad luck!

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
Deck: Stygian Darkness Tarot Card: any card None. The light bulb will not be changed.

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
Deck: Hoi Polloi Card: 7 of Cups Five in all: One to do the job; one exorcist; one exterminator; one snake-charmer; and one bank security guard.

Rusty Neon	09 Nov 2004
Deck: Hoi Polloi Card: The Fool One fool trying to change the lightbulb and another to take him to emergency ward at the hospital.

OakDragon	10 Nov 2004
Deck: Tarot of the New Vision Card: The Magician It's sure to not get changed with all those people watching. The monkey will sneak up and steal the bulb at the last moment.

Flavio	10 Nov 2004
Deck: Hanson Roberts Card: 4 of Swords After a short period of indecistion whether change the bulb or go sleep early, the tarotist decided to take a rest and change the bulb after waking up.

Lurea	17 Nov 2004
Deck: Celtic Card: 8 of cups One. Instead of changing the lightbulb (c'mon, today a lightbulb, tommorrow the plumbing!), the tarotist decides to move to a newer house, with new lightbulbs. ;)

AmyV	01 Dec 2004
Deck: Waite-Smith Card: The Hanged Man Why fix the lightbulb when you can BE the lightbulb?

Imagemaker	01 Dec 2004
LOL--this forever changes my view of the Hanged Man! Love it!

contradiction	06 Dec 2004
8 of cups who care's my girlfriend just dumped me.

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