one line-r's

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 10 Jan 2005, and now archived in the Forum Library.

contradiction	10 Jan 2005
here's the story i was doing a one card reading today, asking about the general atmosphere around a particular subject. one of those will it happen things, do the other people involved want to make it happen, that sort of question the answer was; are you ready for this? the WORLD. what will happen will happen. just how big a smart#** are these cards? then i realized this would make a good thread (i hope). so here are the rules; give a question, and the card(s), to answer, can be a real or made up question/answer combo. the real one's are the funniest. anything goes, probably no more than 2 cards, to answer, otherwise its not a one liner. think abbot&costello, laural&hardy. ps. you probably need to give the card meaning. ie. different decks, different readings, you know what i mean.

ros	10 Jan 2005
How do I deal with my mother-in-law over our situation? card~ Strength "It's mind over matter, if you don't mind it doesn't matter"

Nina*	11 Jan 2005
How does my searching-for-job-situation look this week? Sakki-Sakki: 5 of swords Well, not that good... defeat???!? Guess it won't be this week. This is fun :) (not that I won't find the job of course :() but the thread :D

Goldenhair	11 Jan 2005
How is my weight loss program going? RWS Nine of Cups "Ah, well, I had to eat a lot of peanuts to go with all the drinks."

kryztyna	16 Jan 2005
Will i find love again? The Tower You're on the move, Loverboy!

Ivy Rhiannon	17 Jan 2005
Is So and So really my friend? 10 of Swords Ummm...nah, he'll stab you in the back. :D

gargoyle_guarded	27 Jan 2005
Will I ever be a father? Card...Justice Yes, if there is any justice in this world!

tmgrl2	27 Jan 2005
What are my chances of living to 101 like my mom, even though my heart went bonkers while playing tennis yesterday? Radiant Rider-Waite Eight of Wands. "Slow down chicky and it just might happen." terri contradiction..this is such a fun idea and gets us to take the first thing that comes into our heads!

tmgrl2	27 Jan 2005
What's the outlook for my pursuit of reading for live sitters? Morgan-Greer The Hermit "Step into my parlor and let me show you the light." terri This is way too much fun!!

tmgrl2	27 Jan 2005
OK, Just one more.... Should I consider doing more readings online at AT again? Hadar - Neuf de Deniers "Not quite yet, but you're almost ready."

ncefafn	19 Feb 2005
Using the Housewives Tarot, I asked, "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?" Ace of Wands (feather duster): "I'm allergic to Dr. Pepper! You know that!"

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