New Book.. Literal Translation Tarot! ;)

Thread originally posted on the Aeclectic Tarot Forum on 28 May 2005, and now archived in the Forum Library.

sunflowr	28 May 2005
I thought this would be a fun little thread/project, where we think up ridiculous (but true!) and literal translations of tarot cards. :) The Fool: Beware of cliffs (or of someone named "cliff"), and crazed dogs. ;) The 3 of Wands: You will meet your favorite reality show contestant. (if pared with the 8 of Pentacles, you will meet the winner of "The Apprentice"!) I dont know. You get the idea. ;)

FantasyWorld	28 May 2005
Okay, one came to mind}) Sorry if it's inappropriate... Queen of Cups Listening to and watching that water will make you have pee;)

sunflowr	28 May 2005
6 of cups: You will meet 2 young children at a florist. Beware of seasonal allergies. ;)

sunflowr	28 May 2005
Strength: Today you will have an especially difficult time pilling your cat.

Rusty Neon	28 May 2005
XIV Temperance + Knight of Wands "Don't drink and drive."

Cerulean	28 May 2005
Rider Waite Moon - Who let the Dogs Out? Sleepless-in-Cerulean as the visiting puppy next door squeals at that certain frequency...

Rusty Neon	28 May 2005
The Hanged Man & The Star Remember to hang-dry the delicate washables

FantasyWorld	28 May 2005
The Hermit: Darn contact felll out again, where could it be? Six of Wands: Ah, the winner of the Kentucky Derby rides again.

FantasyWorld	28 May 2005
Nine of Swords and 3 of Cups: Those B****** never stop dancing and I can't sleep! The Lovers: Dr.Ruth, now DH and DW this is what you need do...

squeakmo9	30 May 2005
4 of swords...OOOOHHHHMMM.... Ace of Cups..."Please do not feed the pigeons"

wizzle	03 Jun 2005
Using the RWS deck - The Hermit - brownouts are in your future; buy batteries 2 of wands - buy a sphere for crystal gazing; you will be able to make money in beach resorts doing readings 7 of wands - grow yellow tomatoes this year and clean up at the farmer's markets 7 of cups - odd things are growing in your cups; it is time to clean out your refrigerator The High Priestess - women who improperly dispose of personal hygene items will cause sewage or water backups; have your plumbing checked The Lovers - your neighbor across the way bought a telescope; get better blinds for the bedroom Temperance - you are in tune with spirits and will invent the perfect martini; the yellow in the card (iris, sun, cups hair) point to a lemon-flavored drink 4 of cups - bromo seltzer is in your future; this is affectionatly known as "the hangover" card

Emeraldgirl	03 Jun 2005
Buckland Romani Tarot Hanged Man - Rabbit stew for dinner again Tower - No you are not a rally driver. Please do not attempt to drive like one. Page Swords - mmmmmmmmmmm Brad Pitt }) eye candy ;)

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