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Of the cosmic woodland
 
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Of the cosmic woodland

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Quote:
Originally posted by Le_Corsair
My interpretations:

Upright:

1. The querent is nuts - - Reader, RUN!

2. The querent is squirrely - - ditto.

Reversed:

1. The Reader is nuts - - Querent, RUN!

2. The reader is squirrely - - ditto.

Alternative Interpretations:

1. If you're a man and cheating on your partner - - stay away from you partner when she has a knife or you'll lose your _______ (see above).

2. If you're a woman and cheating on your partner - - be happy that the Goddess made you a woman and that you have nothing to lose.

3. Time to squirrel away funds for a rainy day.

4. Good day for Brunswick Stew.

5. Leave all squirrels mooching from your bird feeder alone - - the Happy Squirrel will be unhappy if you don't.

6. If your dog or cat brings home a dead squirrel, take them to the vet for a rabies check. Take the dead squirrel, too. Handle it with rubber gloves.

7. It is a good day for eating walnuts, pecans, hazelnuts or any other nuts you might imagine. Leave the acorns alone unless soaked in three changes of water.

8. Since the Fool is the unnumbered Major trump, how about making the Happy Squirrel the unnumbered Minor Trump?

That's all I can think of for the moment.

Bob

Well I guess we've settled that!
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