What was your worst Tarot reading ever

AnjouTwo

Some of these stories could become novels!

While I don't have any real horror stories, I did have a memorably bad reading from a large man who started the session by quickly drinking about a liter of Coca-Cola. He then shuffled briskly, lay a messy Celtic Cross, and immediately congratulated me on my wife's pregnancy.

(I'm gay.)

It got worse when he offered to "throw some bones" (at extra cost) but by then I was having a difficult time keeping a straight face.