Zombie tarot - Three of Hazards

shadowdancer

Well, you have mastered the 'fetch and return' routine. Well done. A well deserved pat on the back there. With no working brain, it is some feat to create a memorised response. We can only guess at how often the bone was thrown and you just looked at the Alpha human with a "yes and?...." look on your skull. Once you have honed that skill it is then time to move onto the next one. Not only is the family dog (who I will agree with you, looks rather tasty, but sadly only snack sized) but the Alpha female also is showing you the next step up the performance ladder: How to sit up and beg. This may be harder, as it does rely on having two lower legs in order to perform the task - something you are sadly lacking. However, with practise and perseverance I know you can do your best and overcome. Especially if the reward is in the form of you getting one of your thigh bones back. Just don't overshadow the dog. A dog in a foul mood is not pretty, nor is the mess it leaves behind in the master's bed by way of protest. Just remember your place in the food chain so to speak and you will be fine. Oh - and don't show how clever you are by digging a hole to bury that bone. Otherwise you will be sharing the dog house.
 

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