[GotH]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

Out pops a samurai with a bamboo sword who successfully defeats the thief and returns your cards.

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*inserts X of Pents*

Out drops the sparkling treasure display section from The Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.


*Inserts the Devil*

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by Goddessofthehunter

*Inserts the Devil*

Shackles, a whip and shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather drop from the sky along with a mistress and a dungeon.

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*inserts Queen of Swords*

[GotH]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

Shackles, a whip and shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather drop from the sky along with a mistress and a dungeon.

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*inserts Queen of Swords*

Then out drops the above mistress' mother.


*inserts the 2 of Wands*

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by Goddessofthehunter

*inserts the 2 of Wands*

You're given a podium, a live camera transmitting your speech to all relevant stations and you're invited to boldly speak your mind. :-)

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*inserts II of Swords*

[GotH]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

You're given a podium, a live camera transmitting your speech to all relevant stations and you're invited to boldly speak your mind. :-)

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*inserts II of Swords*

Out drops a scene from the show Spartacus where Crixus and his enemy stand sword to sword.


*inserts King of Wands*

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by Goddessofthehunter

*inserts King of Wands*

You suddenly hear "It's Raining Men", and then you're flooded with raining men who want nothing but serve and support you. :-D (Did I mention all of them are hot? - if you're a straight man, then you just get really, really good service buddies. )

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*inserts Queen of Swords* ([George Takei mode] Oh myyy!! [/George Takei mode]

[GotH]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

You suddenly hear "It's Raining Men", and then you're flooded with raining men who want nothing but serve and support you. :-D (Did I mention all of them are hot? - if you're a straight man, then you just get really, really good service buddies. )

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*inserts Queen of Swords* ([George Takei mode] Oh myyy!! [/George Takei mode]

Sonia (good for the intellectual and creative thinker) Doris is back and ........IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!

Out drops Jillian Michaels with a can of whoop yer ass in shape and a can opener as she Muay Thai kicks the Sprinkles donut out of your hand.


*inserts Death*

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by Goddessofthehunter

Sonia (good for the intellectual and creative thinker) Doris is back and ........IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!

REPRESENT!!! XD Yeah!

Originally Posted by Goddessofthehunter

*inserts Death*

The door behind you, where you came from disappears and another door opens - do you dare to enter or will you cry for the lost door - Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come is waiting for your answer tapping on his/her Death Note copy (s)he's reading as you make up your mind.

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*inserts Devil* (This party is getting hot!!)

[ArcaneWisdom]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

REPRESENT!!! XD Yeah!



The door behind you, where you came from disappears and another door opens - do you dare to enter or will you cry for the lost door - Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come is waiting for your answer tapping on his/her Death Note copy (s)he's reading as you make up your mind.

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*inserts Devil* (This party is getting hot!!)

You cry for the lost door thinking that you lost your chance for redemption. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come could give two ducks about what door you want and kicks you into the door that is currently in front of you. The door opens and the devil escorts you in and tells you that both doors actually lead you to the same place; that place in the darkness that you always seem to return to.

*inserts 8 of Cups*

[Darkmage]

You pull the wrong can out of the store display, it comes crashing down, and you beat a hasty exit.

**inserts 7 Swords**