Zombie tarot - Seven of Wands

shadowdancer

Wow, those golfing lessons will come in handy. Get the swing right and you can take out more than one of these bozos in one go. They just don't take 'no' for an answer do they? You caught this sucker on the ground all by your lonesome, so why should they muscle in and take some of the muscle, sinew and offal? No, you are right to stand your ground. Just wait for them to come to you though. In other words be defensive not offensive. You leave that prize unguarded, guarenteed one will sneak up behind and snatch it from you. Yes, they are not called body snathers for nothing. A well honed skill they have. And don't fall for that boney look, and believe their need is greater than yours. (You gotta admit, you look like you have had one or two ribs too many already if you know what I mean). It is perfectly feasable to live off a diet of 50 calories a day as a zombie and still be functionable. Well sort of functional - shuffling at a speed one up from stationary does not burn up that much energy. So come on now, look the part. Growl, wave your arms (well, two and an arm bone) and let them know there is no free lunch coming from you.
 

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