shadowdancer
Come along now, sing along, you know the tune - "The ankle bone is connected to the leg bone. The leg bone is connected to the knee bone". Or at one time it was. Shame that changed. It would make it so much easier to carry the darned load if it didn't keep falling apart on you. Why is it always left to you to carry out the trash once everyone has finished eating? You have to wonder if the drawing of straws thing is rigged against you for sure. Well, you got a load there that's for sure, but aren't you making it a bit harder on yourself? Do you really have to do it in one trip? And why can't you convert the rib cage into a makeshift basket and just load everything inside? Come on, use your imagination. Oops - sorry - I forgot your brain isn't quite firing on all cylinders any more. My bad. Next time, when it is your turn to choose the meal, go for a finger buffet only. Fingers only will be a doddle to clear away when compared to the silliness of an 'all you can eat' buffet. And pull the first straw next time, instead of going last. You may find some other sucker has to take a turn