Zombie tarot - Five of Hazards

shadowdancer

Well, at least you got one thing going for ya - there is evidence behind you that women do not cause the worst accidents whilst driving. Zombies really could benefit from one to one advanced driver training. Their hazard awareness really does leave a lot to be desired. Yep, it looks like you don't have much going for you right now, but at least you are not the one who has to come up with a good excuse for explaining to daddy why his precious car has become a write off. So what are you hoping to find in that dumpster? Food scraps? Already been snaffled up by the undead. Even left over fast food cannot turn their stomachs. A discarded winning lottery ticket? You have more chance of finding rocking horse droppings. I got to give it to you though. It would be easy to just give up and let a zombie end it all, but you still have some spirit in you. Therefore rock bottom has not yet been reached, so do all you can avoid diving down to meet it. Just find some dignity and give up on the dumspter trawling. You are better than that. Walk away and find an area where at least if you encounter a lousy human driver you can take satisfaction in giving them the finger, knowing it is not likely to be snapped off and treated as a toothpick.
 

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