Zombie tarot - King of Hazards

shadowdancer

You have to wonder why he needs a pair of slippers, and if really matters what size they are. But that is our zombie all over really. He just loves the finer things in life, & used to love the feel of well cut clothing. Most zombies would be happy with a one room coffin or crypt. Not this guy. He worked hard and saved hard, and has decided to pour his earnings into having nice things around him. He knows the value of anything you ask of him, and values what he has. It's a shame he got too obsessive though and had to be chained for his own good. However, the person who did the chaining failed to take into account something rather significant in hindsight - his chair has castors so he is not exactly as helpless as he may first appear. It is a brave person indeed who restrains a zombie in the first place. Just don't leave glass stains on his table, otherwise you will see how a zombie can be when seriously pissed off - those veins in his face will definitely pop more than they have already.
 

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