"Remember to thank the Virgo" (and other important warning signs)

Not normally one to appreciate advertisements and bumper stickers (dislike them strongly), today I experienced a flash of desire for a handy slogan display of some sort that advises, "Remember to thank the Virgo". Sort of like "Do not feed the bears", in the sense that it's such essential and often forgotten advice. Being on both ends of the lapse many times recently (although granted, mostly on the receiving end) prompted this realization/inspiration.

More than simply thanking the Virgo, I think it is almost always just as important to thank the Virgo at just the right time and in just the right way.

I have no real plans to act on the above, but still had to get that out of my system.

Feel free to add your own warning signs. (Pun intended).

Editing post to add: Requested thread title change to include pun.

Needless to say, unlike "Do not feed the bears", the consequences of not thanking the Virgo are not always immediately apparent/obvious. A slightly longer version of the warning sign might mention this potentially delayed effect.

Refrain from boring the Gemini.

Results may be unpredictable, though not necessarily permanent.

Caution: clumsy sagittarius on board.

Aulruna said:

Refrain from boring the Gemini.

Results may be unpredictable, though not necessarily permanent.

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Don't provoke the Taurus...unless your health insurance is paid up.

Aquarius: please feed with ideas.

Look out for falling sagittarius

Do not get in path of Aries....

afrosaxon said:

Don't provoke the Taurus...unless your health insurance is paid up.

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I think I need to invest in a good cattle prod.....