All the cards are black and white.
"but that's part of it's charm!" you say.
Well... it isn't! it just gives it a dreary atmosphere, like a perpetual cloudy day. it makes the images look lifeless. All those old, flat, colorless pictures look like something older than it should be, long past its expiration date.. like stale bread, or a sad old bored lady who just wants to be put to rest.
Speaking of sad old ladies, each and every card in the deck has an unattractive image of the queen on the back of the card, surrounded by boring, blank, white. How many times do you want to look at this woman's image, set in a sea of nothingness?
Do you have a fear of clowns?
(come on, be honest-- who doesn't think they're at least a -little- bit creepy?)
The devil card will probably give you nightmares.
Do you like unibrows? No? That's what I thought.
Well, the sun is sporting one. I don't much care for it, and you probably won't either.
Should children carry guns? "No," you say, emphatically?
Then why are you in favor of that page of 'swords'? You are a hypocrite! By wanting this deck, you are in favor of giving firearms to CHILDREN! Ye Gods, what kind of person are you?!
Also, since the suits are guns, pocket watches, mason jars, and pens, all of your readings will go something like this:
"You should really keep an eye on the time while doing your jam-canning, lest you be shot by someone more punctual. Perhaps you should write yourself a note, so you don't forget (you could also write down the jam recipe)."
Is this really a useful reading??
I rest my case.
!! Thats what I've been telling myself for 3 days now. So far it's worked! 