Schiffer decks with NICE cardstock?

Dark Victory '39

i'd be like a pig in pig heaven if everything could shuffle like Bicycle cards, Yelell. Yes the Schiffer mystery of its card-stock is bizarre. Okay, Twilight Realm does not have the thick glossy stock, it's what, five years old? Tho it has a bizarre static cling issue, super slippery, cards dont stay right side up after they're flipped (but also, wont conveniently spin far enough to become reversals) seem to want to end in a cock-eyed pile; i actually prefer the teflon chunky gloss to it. From the unique decks Schiffer puts out, I swear they care about making a high quality deck. I don't know what gets lost in translation unless someone's in bed with the head of the lamination department.