dryadintheelm
But 'Pappy' the cowboy crystal ball reader ... ? ? ?
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I've totally seen Pappy before! I remember him when I was maybe twelve, I think it was the restaurant where I tried Rocky Mountain Oysters. I didn't know he would read my fortune. I'm sad now that I didn't try him.