Well, sir, I must say your Tarot reviews are a great service--and damned funny. Thanks for posting them. I wouldn't say the Dollar Tree Tarot is seething evil, though. I got mine from Ebay, and it just smelled mildly of printer's ink. Nothing major and nothing offensive. My problem is that the eights and nines are missing, and wtf is up with those blank filler cards? I do rather like the art, though--reminds me of some manga I've seen. I'm not using it for readings as I've far better decks for that.
Where did you get the music for your Illuminati review?