[GotH]

Originally Posted by moonblossom

Pops out a bottle of water with added electrolytes.

**inserts 8 pentacles**

Out pops a Beach Bootcamp exercise class running full speed on the sand holding hand weights as the instructor yells out "So you wanna beach body? You gotta work for it!"


*inserts 5 of Swords*

[moonblossom]

Originally Posted by Goddessofthehunter

Out pops a Beach Bootcamp exercise class running full speed on the sand holding hand weights as the instructor yells out "So you wanna beach body? You gotta work for it!"


*inserts 5 of Swords*

Looks like the machine gave you something more expensive than what you paid, it happens to be a double fudge and peanut butter filled cookie, loaded with cholesterol and calories. I guess it's kind of a win?

**inserts knight of wands**

[GotH]

Originally Posted by moonblossom

Looks like the machine gave you something more expensive than what you paid, it happens to be a double fudge and peanut butter filled cookie, loaded with cholesterol and calories. I guess it's kind of a win?

**inserts knight of wands**

A double fudge peanut butter what?!!!! Are you trying to sabotage me moonblossom? Well ok, one bite won't hurt...

Out pops my trainer, grabs the cookie, stomps on it and drags me away from the machine.

*inserts 3 of Swords*

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by Goddessofthehunter

*inserts 3 of Swords*

You get a pixelated version of the "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" painting printed out on a paper on which it was previously written "Nobody will print anything on this paper".

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*inserts Moon*

[SatuGustafson]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

You get a pixelated version of the "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" painting printed out on a paper on which it was previously written "Nobody will print anything on this paper".

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*inserts Moon*

Out pops a black mirror

*inserts Ten of Wands*

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by SatuGustafson

*inserts Ten of Wands*

Out falls a huge bag filled with things coming out of it and closed with duct tape and ropes and such with a heavy weight airport tag on it and you are asked whether you want to take responsibility of it and carry it around.

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*inserts Queen of Pents*

[SatuGustafson]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

Out falls a huge bag filled with things coming out of it and closed with duct tape and ropes and such with a heavy weight airport tag on it and you are asked whether you want to take responsibility of it and carry it around.

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*inserts Queen of Pents*

Out pops a school lunchbox with wholewheat cucumber sandwiches and fruit.

*inserts 9 of Swords*

[Darkmage]

Originally Posted by SatuGustafson

*inserts 9 of Swords*

You get served with court papers--for the wrong person.

**inserts Heirophant**

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by Darkmage

**inserts Heirophant**

Out pops a gospel choir singing a medley of songs with the theme "all is possible if you believe".

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*inserts X of Swords*

[GotH]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

Out pops a gospel choir singing a medley of songs with the theme "all is possible if you believe".

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*inserts X of Swords*

Out pops a country singer, crying in his beer because his wife left him because he was a cheat, his truck was stolen (by her) and his dog decided to leave with her too.


*inserts the King of Wands*