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*inserts the Fool*
George Carlin comes back from the afterlife and delivers one of his famous monologues.

**inserts 7 Cups**
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**inserts 7 Cups**
Out pops a teleshopping vendor telling you you can buy everything you've ever dreamed of from there, of course only if you send all your personal data to a Nigerian prince so he can also wire you his $1000000000000,...,n inheritance.

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*inserts IV of Cups*
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Out pops a teleshopping vendor telling you you can buy everything you've ever dreamed of from there, of course only if you send all your personal data to a Nigerian prince so he can also wire you his $1000000000000,...,n inheritance.

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*inserts IV of Cups*
You walk by the machine as someone tries to offer you a free tarot token but you pass it up. Meh.

*inserts the Sun*
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*inserts the Sun*
Suddenly you are in the spotlight, everybody sees you, but you're blinded by the light.

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*inserts Star*
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Suddenly you are in the spotlight, everybody sees you, but you're blinded by the light.

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*inserts Star*
Out pops a beautiful exotic dancer on stage as the men below her sit with fixated eyes. They can only sit and dream as the only beautiful hope is in their minds.

*inserts 7 of Cups*
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*inserts 7 of Cups*
Out falls a badly drawn fuzzy map directing you to the Truth.

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*inserts X of Wands*
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*inserts X of Wands*
Out pops a suit wearing business professional who works weekends and stays late at his job. His kids don't even know who he is anymore!

*Inserts The Emperor*
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*Inserts The Emperor*
Out falls Napoleon and he orders you to bow to his glory and go invade Russia.

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*inserts VIII of Pents*
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Out falls Napoleon and he orders you to bow to his glory and go invade Russia.

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*inserts VIII of Pents*
Out pops my workout schedule written in bold lettering.

*inserts The Chariot*
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*inserts The Chariot*
Out pops the latest F1 winner along with the crowd cheering him and him boasting around with his medal/cup/whatever they get XD

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*inserts Wheel*
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