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Out pops the latest F1 winner along with the crowd cheering him and him boasting around with his medal/cup/whatever they get XD

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*inserts Wheel*
One hour later this same winner crashes into a pole while looking at his texts. Only thing NOT crumbled in the crash his the steering wheel and this is what drops from the machine.

*inserts the Ace of Wands*
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Oh boy!!! ><

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*inserts the Ace of Wands*
You are handed a magic wand and told it is activated by will and enthusiasm.

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*inserts V of Swords*
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*inserts V of Swords*
Out pops a hoarder who insists on keeping all of their STUFF over their family, who they are in the process of hollering at to get out.

*inserts 3 of Pentacles*
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Out pops a hoarder who insists on keeping all of their STUFF over their family, who they are in the process of hollering at to get out.

*inserts 3 of Pentacles*
Out pop the 3 Stooges one after each other with paint brushes and buckets of paint in hand.

*inserts Strength*
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*inserts Strength*
Out pops Mahatma Gandhi. :-D

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*inserts IV of Pents*
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*inserts IV of Pents*
Out falls the remainder of the V of Swords hoarder's STUFF as they busily, and grumpily, collect it all.

*Inserts VII Cups*
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*Inserts VII Cups*
Out pops a heart-shaped radio playing "When you wish upon a star" while you find yourself in the Carebears universe and then you are hit in the head with a toy hammer. "Wake up, wake up!!!" and you're with that hoarder again...

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*inserts VII of Swords*
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Out pops a heart-shaped radio playing "When you wish upon a star" while you find yourself in the Carebears universe and then you are hit in the head with a toy hammer. "Wake up, wake up!!!" and you're with that hoarder again...

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*inserts VII of Swords*
Out pops out the truth of the situation.

*inserts the knight of swords*
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*inserts the knight of swords*
Out falls Justin Bieber and spits and tells everybody to eff off cause he's got no time for all of this.

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*inserts III of Wands*
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*inserts III of Wands*
You're waving as Justin Bieber gets shoved on a ship and sails far, far away to an unknown destination. You feel confident all is right with the world while *your* ship comes in.

**inserts Knight of Wands**
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