[Fortuna]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

Ouch!

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Nothing comes out but the vending machine asks you to hold hands and dance together.

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*inserts Lovers*

Out pops a package of His and Hers personal jelly.

*inserts 5 of wands*

[Darkmage]

Originally Posted by Fortuna

*inserts 5 of wands*

Out pops a fender-bender and a traffic altercation.

**inserts 6 Cups**

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by Darkmage

**inserts 6 Cups**

Out falls a notice you've been acquitted from some crime you were blissfully ignorant of.

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*inserts IX of Pents*

[GotH]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

Out falls a notice you've been acquitted from some crime you were blissfully ignorant of.

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*inserts IX of Pents*

Out drops the goddessofthehunter right now. Sitting back enjoying a nice beverage, watching a movie as happy as could be.

*inserts the High Priestess*

[pink daliha]

Out falls two pillar candles- one black, one white. And they smell like lavender.

*Inserts 7 of wands*

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by pink daliha

*Inserts 7 of wands*

The vending machine won't do anything. It'll just say "No! You can't tell me what to do!" and nothing will come out.

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*inserts Wheel*

[Darkmage]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

*inserts Wheel*

Out pops a sparkling and flaming Catherine Wheel that goes bouncing away.

**inserts 7 Swords**

[Sonia Doris]

Originally Posted by Darkmage

**inserts 7 Swords**

You receive a text saying "You're on your own, buddy, I'm so blowing this joint!"

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*inserts Moon*

[Fortuna]

Originally Posted by Sonia Doris

You receive a text saying "You're on your own, buddy, I'm so blowing this joint!"

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*inserts Moon*

Out pops an expired Chinese New Year moon cake, brimming with mold even.

*inserts 10 of Wands*

[Darkmage]

Originally Posted by Fortuna

*inserts 10 of Wands*

You get a delivery truck full of fine firewood--and you live in a condo with no fireplace.

**inserts King of Swords**