[Sushi]

Originally Posted by Beira

PAULINA TAROT
Seven of Cups, Four of Swords.
They would actually love to have someone else. But they are all dead and buried.

Why can't I grow my own fur and stop bothering about clothes ?

Someone shaves you everytime you turn your back and aren't looking.
8 of cups/ page of swords


When is my fairy godmother going to show up and fix this mess?

[Pyrrha]

Originally Posted by Sushi

Someone shaves you everytime you turn your back and aren't looking.
8 of cups/ page of swords


When is my fairy godmother going to show up and fix this mess?

The Hierophant and Strength (reversed!)
She doesn't feel bad enough for you, so she handed the duty over to a fairy intern who's always late. They should show up eventually.

Why do dogs always bark at me?

[DDwarks]

Originally Posted by Pyrrha

The Hierophant and Strength (reversed!)
She doesn't feel bad enough for you, so she handed the duty over to a fairy intern who's always late. They should show up eventually.

Why do dogs always bark at me?

Ace of Swords. The Devil

Your skinny looks reminds them of a bone and they want some of it!

Q. Oh Romeo Romeo, where art thou Romeo?

[Sushi]

Originally Posted by DDwarks

Ace of Swords. The Devil

Your skinny looks reminds them of a bone and they want some of it!

Q. Oh Romeo Romeo, where art thou Romeo?

Temperance reversed and Death

Romeo got drunk, fell down and got trampled by a horse but he's a mailman so he'll be there by 6pm in spite of rain, sleet, hail or death.


What gift to buy for a two year old?

[Modal Soul]

Originally Posted by Sushi

Temperance reversed and Death

Romeo got drunk, fell down and got trampled by a horse but he's a mailman so he'll be there by 6pm in spite of rain, sleet, hail or death.


What gift to buy for a two year old?

King of Wands and The Magician

Why buy a gift when you can get them a nice, free stick from the backyard? They can pretend to be Harry Potter AND Gandalf. (What do you mean they can't read yet?)

If Hell freezes over, why don't we call it Hail?

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[Pyrrha]

Originally Posted by Modal Soul

King of Wands and The Magician

Why buy a gift when you can get them a nice, free stick from the backyard? They can pretend to be Harry Potter AND Gandalf. (What do you mean they can't read yet?)

If Hell freezes over, why don't we call it Hail?

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King of Pentacles, and 5 of Pentacles (Rider-Waite. Hey, the cards all have pentagram symbols on the pentacles, and 5oP even has snow/hail! Perfect!)

Hell's been going through some rough patches lately, because the King of Pentacles has won all of the Devil's money. So even though it freezes over and there's snow everywhere, Hell can't afford to register a new domain name on its website, so it figures it'll just keep being called Hell to avoid any confusion.

To be or not to be?

[DDwarks]

Originally Posted by Pyrrha

King of Pentacles, and 5 of Pentacles (Rider-Waite. Hey, the cards all have pentagram symbols on the pentacles, and 5oP even has snow/hail! Perfect!)

Hell's been going through some rough patches lately, because the King of Pentacles has won all of the Devil's money. So even though it freezes over and there's snow everywhere, Hell can't afford to register a new domain name on its website, so it figures it'll just keep being called Hell to avoid any confusion.

To be or not to be?

5 of cups. Devil
What kind of drunken talk is this? You've spilled as much wine as you've drunk and now you talking rubbish!
(Sorry!)

Q. What do I look like?

[Freyja of V]

Originally Posted by DDwarks

5 of cups. Devil
What kind of drunken talk is this? You've spilled as much wine as you've drunk and now you talking rubbish!
(Sorry!)

Q. What do I look like?

Temperance and 3 of Cups

You look like an Angel who cut of her wings to become human; you wanted to party like a human and now you are hung over. You need to learn "all things in moderation".

Q: What superpower do I possess that I don't know about?

[Pachee]

Originally Posted by Freyja of V

Temperance and 3 of Cups

You look like an Angel who cut of her wings to become human; you wanted to party like a human and now you are hung over. You need to learn "all things in moderation".

Q: What superpower do I possess that I don't know about?

Ten of cups and four of cups
The ability to imagine and envision ideal and beautiful worlds by visualization, maybe traveling to the astral through mediation or by daydreaming with the commitment of a stubborn bull. Haha

What kind of sheep should I imagine when I go to sleep

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[Galadhwen]

Originally Posted by Pachee

Ten of cups and four of cups
The ability to imagine and envision ideal and beautiful worlds by visualization, maybe traveling to the astral through mediation or by daydreaming with the commitment of a stubborn bull. Haha

What kind of sheep should I imagine when I go to sleep

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Four of Swords & The Hierophant with jumper card: Nine of Cups. Huh. The cards are being kind of obvious if not firm: your previous sheeps had all been relaxing (Four of Swords) & transcendental (Hierophant) but you seem to be under-appreciating them & even developed an idealistic tendencies (Nine of Cups) to create the "best" sheep! Release your expectations & start catching z's, anyway!

Q: Where is the droid that I'm looking for?