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Four of Swords & The Hierophant with jumper card: Nine of Cups. Huh. The cards are being kind of obvious if not firm: your previous sheeps had all been relaxing (Four of Swords) & transcendental (Hierophant) but you seem to be under-appreciating them & even developed an idealistic tendencies (Nine of Cups) to create the "best" sheep! Release your expectations & start catching z's, anyway!

Q: Where is the droid that I'm looking for?
4 of Cups - 2 of Wands

It si somewhere drinking a lot and it'll face a discovery too. As I used my Casanova deck, the discovery seems not too bad though.

Q : Which kind of person invented the pear of anguish ?
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Q : Which kind of person invented the pear of anguish ?
The Fool & 8 of Pentacles reversed.
An apprentice was trying to make a modern umbrella but messed up halfway through; not wanting to be wasteful, he made up a novel & horrible use for it.


What will be the outcome of finishing this bottle of wine?
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The Fool & 8 of Pentacles reversed.
An apprentice was trying to make a modern umbrella but messed up halfway through; not wanting to be wasteful, he made up a novel & horrible use for it.


What will be the outcome of finishing this bottle of wine?
JUDGEMENT + 10 of Cups

Everyone at the karaoke bar will applaud as you jump on stage and begin playing the trumpet, which you haven't touched since you were twelve years old. However, all is right in the world. The crowd still loves you.

What does my computer dream about at night?
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What does my computer dream about at night?
10 of Wands + Devil

S/he dreams of tempting you to stay home so it can feel your tapping all day long and if not, then it wants to be strapped to your back, so it can be with you wherever you go.

Q: If I could travel to the future, who would be the US President?
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10 of Wands + Devil

S/he dreams of tempting you to stay home so it can feel your tapping all day long and if not, then it wants to be strapped to your back, so it can be with you wherever you go.

Q: If I could travel to the future, who would be the US President?
8 of Wands + THE WORLD.

A woman who would make quick work of all problems so the younger generation could enjoy a prosperous future—or at least provide free international flights for ten years.

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
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8 of Wands + THE WORLD.

A woman who would make quick work of all problems so the younger generation could enjoy a prosperous future—or at least provide free international flights for ten years.

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
6 of Cups - Depending on what they are drinking, I'd say Vodka glasses if they are slav and wine glasses if they are french. By the way, sleep should come sooner with vodka shots'counting - more than 6 could be better though.

Q : What is the reason why there is always a stupid guy to be thinking I am stupid ?
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6 of Cups - Depending on what they are drinking, I'd say Vodka glasses if they are slav and wine glasses if they are french. By the way, sleep should come sooner with vodka shots'counting - more than 6 could be better though.

Q : What is the reason why there is always a stupid guy to be thinking I am stupid ?
10 of Wands + 5 of Pentacles

Because you ran into him while carrying your monthly donations to the church.

Why do aliens abduct humans if we are an inferior race?
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10 of Wands + 5 of Pentacles

Because you ran into him while carrying your monthly donations to the church.

Why do aliens abduct humans if we are an inferior race?
King of Pents and King of Swords

Because they're fascinated that we still have Royals in power and they can't help themselves- they're attracted to shiny things (Swords/Coins).

Q: What do these aliens do for fun?

BTW, rcoble you crack me up
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King of Pents and King of Swords

Because they're fascinated that we still have Royals in power and they can't help themselves- they're attracted to shiny things (Swords/Coins).

Q: What do these aliens do for fun?

BTW, rcoble you crack me up
@Freyja: Glad I can entertain lol.

5 of Cups + TEMPERANCE.
Throw raves, get drunk, and come up with ways to counteract hangovers.

How can G become a mermaid?
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@Freyja: Glad I can entertain lol.

5 of Cups + TEMPERANCE.
Throw raves, get drunk, and come up with ways to counteract hangovers.

How can G become a mermaid?
4 of Wands/Devil

By offering a charming ditty with a jazzy jig to Satan himself at his birthday party. (Bonus laugh: I used the Happy Tarot for this. Satanic worship never looked so cute.)


How can we bring Prince back from the dead?
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