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4 of Wands/Devil

By offering a charming ditty with a jazzy jig to Satan himself at his birthday party. (Bonus laugh: I used the Happy Tarot for this. Satanic worship never looked so cute.)


How can we bring Prince back from the dead?
I need to add that deck to my wish list!

5 OF PENTACLES + THE LOVERS.
By crossing the vast expanse of the arctic tundra, then singing Purple Rain to the heavens in the nude.

How can we bring David Bowie back?
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I need to add that deck to my wish list!

5 OF PENTACLES + THE LOVERS.
By crossing the vast expanse of the arctic tundra, then singing Purple Rain to the heavens.

How can we bring David Bowie back?
I can do it! I have a guitar! Guys this can happen!

2 of Wands/Death

Make a detailed plan where you fake a death so you can catch actual Death then shake him down for Bowie's soul. Bring the kids, the whole family's invited. (My deck actually tried to answer this question. Poor thing...)


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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I can do it! I have a guitar! Guys this can happen!

2 of Wands/Death

Make a detailed plan where you fake a death so you can catch actual Death then shake him down for Bowie's soul. Bring the kids, the whole family's invited. (My deck actually tried to answer this question. Poor thing...)


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Hey, at least it tried lol.

KNIGHT OF CUPS + THE TOWER.

A lot. Their obsessive love over wood would inevitably lead to a wood shortage, which would plunge the world into a second Dark Ages.

What do Tarot cards think of stupid questions?
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Hey, at least it tried lol.

KNIGHT OF CUPS + THE TOWER.

A lot. Their obsessive love over wood would inevitably lead to a wood shortage, which would plunge the world into a second Dark Ages.

What do Tarot cards think of stupid questions?
6 of Wands - They think we should be beaten to death with at least 6 baseball bats but they lovingly still advise that we rejoyce for small joys of life (including stupid questions and stupid answers).

Q : Why do trespassers should be prosecuted ?
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6 of Wands - They think we should be beaten to death with at least 6 baseball bats but they lovingly still advise that we rejoice for small joys of life (including stupid questions and stupid answers).

Q : Why do trespassers should be prosecuted ?

THE HERMIT.
Because it will allow them to reflect on what they did, and they would get to carry around a lantern with a star inside it. How cool is that?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
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THE HERMIT.
Because it will allow them to reflect on what they did, and they would get to carry around a lantern with a star inside it. How cool is that?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
Queen of Cups

The Queen of Gardens, who loved her land was killed in an accident. Her sister, the Snow Queen, cried tears of ice that covered the entire island and as their new Queen, she named it Greenland, to honor her.

Q: Why do we have a pinky finger?
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Queen of Cups

The Queen of Gardens, who loved her land was killed in an accident. Her sister, the Snow Queen, cried tears of ice that covered the entire island and as their new Queen, she named it Greenland, to honor her.

Q: Why do we have a pinky finger?
10 Of Swords - Just in case we would break all of our ten swords and miss some extra blade to get rid of an acquaintance planning harm.

Q : Why do cats prefer to play with some weird piece of old plastic than to use the tremendous-priced little fluffy mouse we bought for them ?
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10 Of Swords - Just in case we would break all of our ten swords and miss some extra blade to get rid of an acquaintance planning harm.

Q : Why do cats prefer to play with some weird piece of old plastic than to use the tremendous-priced little fluffy mouse we bought for them ?
Page of Swords/Nine of Pentacles

Because they know they are being lavishly spoiled and pamperd yet still go crazy hyper and active over the simple things that they know..are really the best toys. They like to make us think they love being spoiled but in reality they'll find action with anything they get their claws in!

Q: Why do ghost love turning on tv's in the middle of the night?
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Q: Why do ghost love turning on tv's in the middle of the night?
A: Because they know that in the light of day, you'll be up a tree.

The Emperor
(The Wild Unknown deck)


Q: Of what use is tapioca pudding to a blind porpoise?
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A: Because they know that in the light of day, you'll be up a tree.

The Emperor
(The Wild Unknown deck)


Q: Of what use is tapioca pudding to a blind porpoise?
The Tower

Forget about sonar, when a storm hits they can smell the pudding and it leads them to safety

Q: What does my dog dream about?
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