[rcoble]

Originally Posted by Cynthia_H

9 Swords/King of Pentacles (Universal Llewellyn Tarot)

Because during your nighttime astral travels you are eating everything in the house and that is why you are now worried about your weight gain. If this keeps up, you will have to get a bank loan for food and a gym membership.

Q: If I tell a joke in the forest and nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Rider-Waite Tarot
Ace of Pentacles + Knight of Wands
You did your best, although someone came too late to hear it.

Where does the red fern grow?

[SilentBreeze]

Originally Posted by rcoble

Rider-Waite Tarot
Ace of Pentacles + Knight of Wands
You did your best, although someone came too late to hear it.

Where does the red fern grow?

Gypsy Palace Tarot

The Devil/ 3 of cups

Behind the drunk person, sleeping outside, after not making it home after a night out.

Why do weekends go by so quickly?

[EmpyreanKnight]

Originally Posted by SilentBreeze

Why do weekends go by so quickly?

RWS

The Fool Rx

A: If you take the time to fall off a cliff you would find that weekends crawl so slowly when you spend them recuperating in a hospital room, or you'd wish you'd have more of them since you don't have any more left.

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Q: How can I steal a turkey without getting caught?

[DC419]

Originally Posted by EmpyreanKnight

RWS

The Fool Rx

A: If you take the time to fall off a cliff you would find that weekends crawl so slowly when you spend them recuperating in a hospital room, or you'd wish you'd have more of them since you don't have any more left.

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Q: How can I steal a turkey without getting caught?

The Lovers and 6 of Swords

You and one of your best mates distract the clerk with your nakedness while your other friend snags the turkey, hides it under a blanket and row off in the get-away boat.

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

[IndigoViolet]

Originally Posted by DC419

The Lovers and 6 of Swords

You and one of your best mates distract the clerk with your nakedness while your other friend snags the turkey, hides it under a blanket and row off in the get-away boat.

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

Two of wands -
Conquer the world

How do I look further without a telescope?

[Luxa]

Originally Posted by IndigoViolet

Two of wands -
Conquer the world

How do I look further without a telescope?

Nine of chalices - get a crystal ball and there's no limit to how far you can see.

Why does the crow fly straight?

[EmpyreanKnight]

Originally Posted by Luxa

Why does the crow fly straight?

4 of Wands

A: Because it doesn't want to end up in a spit and get stuffed, roasted, and served in a feast.

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Q: What do you get when you fall in love?

[electrocutions]

Originally Posted by EmpyreanKnight

4 of Wands

A: Because it doesn't want to end up in a spit and get stuffed, roasted, and served in a feast.

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Q: What do you get when you fall in love?

King of Cups (rx) + 2 of Pentacles

A. You get thrown around like a rag doll on an emotional rollercoaster, so help your fragile heart. Spending money on a few drinks with a friend will help though. #feelings #nothingmorethanfeelings

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Q. How do you avoid getting spam mail in your inbox?

[Cacia]

Originally Posted by electrocutions

King of Cups (rx) + 2 of Pentacles

A. You get thrown around like a rag doll on an emotional rollercoaster, so help your fragile heart. Spending money on a few drinks with a friend will help though. #feelings #nothingmorethanfeelings

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Q. How do you avoid getting spam mail in your inbox?

6 of wands, 3 of cups, queen of wands

You need to take charge of your inbox and make the resolution to be spam free, by being proactive and remove it as they come, either by a click of a bottom or unsubscribe yourself from every site. This will give you the satisfaction to know that your inbox is clean.

will I like the new episode of my favorite tv show?

[GotH]

Originally Posted by Cacia

6 of wands, 3 of cups, queen of wands

You need to take charge of your inbox and make the resolution to be spam free, by being proactive and remove it as they come, either by a click of a bottom or unsubscribe yourself from every site. This will give you the satisfaction to know that your inbox is clean.

will I like the new episode of my favorite tv show?

Yes. As long as it's not the Wheel of Fortune.


Why do they call it the Strawberry Moon?