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Citizen
Join Date: 17 Aug 2004
Location: discontinued
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You know you got a bad Tarot deck when...
...you pull a card out of the deck and it says "I didn't do it"... ...you have to post bail to use the tarot deck.... |
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28-06-2005
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Citizen
Join Date: 30 May 2002
Location: in the darkened parlor..
Posts: 2,149
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Nobody ever wants to trade you for it . And you finally give it away and you see it later on ebay listed as Terrifying Haunted Cards. You do an ebay search on "fugly" and it is the only item that appears . __________________ drinking blueberry tea in the crystal room .. |
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28-06-2005
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Citizen
Join Date: 25 Apr 2005
Location: Wyoming, USA
Posts: 183
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You knwo you have a bad tarot deck when....
you pull out your deck, the cat hisses runs away and SO other groans, glares and says "WHAT NOW!" |
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28-06-2005
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Citizen
Join Date: 23 Jan 2005
Location: Northern California
Posts: 2,336
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Death, the tower, and the devil show up every reading __________________ Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither |
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28-06-2005
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Citizen
Join Date: 25 Apr 2005
Location: Wyoming, USA
Posts: 183
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I'm laughing but that Sooo isn't funny.. that was my last reading for myself. LOL |
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28-06-2005
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formerly similia
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Join Date: 11 Dec 2004
Location: Aussie boy, born and bred
Posts: 7,400
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__________________ The Book of the LOL II:76. 1 3 3 7 Z O M F G W T F B B Q R O T F L M A O S T C 7 3 3 1. WTF iz dis, O proffit? Iz rly hard maffs, liek kalkulis an stuffs. Srsly. So yu dunno, n00b. yu nevr no. Sum1 l8r moar 1337 den yu will no. Jus follow luvz of n00 an stuffs, an tell awl teh hoomins. Last edited by Grigori; 28-06-2005 at 14:22. |
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28-06-2005
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Citizen
Join Date: 23 Jan 2005
Location: Northern California
Posts: 2,336
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Err...sorry TGJ  Well similia....your cards wouldn't say that if they were in pouches 
__________________ Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither |
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28-06-2005
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Citizen
Join Date: 25 Apr 2005
Location: Wyoming, USA
Posts: 183
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or when you take your deck out and IT hisses at you while muttering "the light it burns! it burns" |
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28-06-2005
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Citizen
Join Date: 04 Jun 2005
Location: where the wild things are (heart of the Corn Belt, USA)
Posts: 482
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You know you got a bad tarot deck when you trim off the borders. . . and there's nothing left. __________________ Flidais |
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28-06-2005
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Citizen
Join Date: 28 Mar 2005
Location: Smack In The Middle, USA
Posts: 1,389
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All the news is bad because you can't really tell one card from the next because the artwork is so abstract... Julien |
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28-06-2005
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