Trying to convince my weight scale to drop a few pounds, I measured my weight before and after taking a shower. And hooray!!! 2 pounds were gone after the shower. Where'd they gone? Had I shrunk? Had I washed off some of the chi/qi/life force/astral/spiritual

energies. Does that mean they could be weighed? And no, I did not have 2 pounds of dirt or used toilet

This is even more efficient than jogging

Does anyone have idea what happened?