Here is what it said when I asked if he would fall in love with me:
"I had to flip a coin, but I answer with the same confidence as ever: absolutely. However, please keep in mind that sometimes my answers are full of crap."
Well, I asked about a noise that I heard today and it said it was a kind of discourse (which is really interesting given that it was a strange noise which nobody else heard when I visited Long Meg today!!!)
I then said thankyou . . . and it said "you're welcome"