Pagan X said:
The car radio and songs that come on is an oracle in itself...
Absolutely.
"Wooden ships on the water very free and easy
Easy you know the way it's supposed to be
Silver people on the shoreline leave us be
Very free and easy
Sail away where the mornin sun goes high
Sail away where the wind blows sweet and young birds fly
Take a sister by her hand
Lead her far from this barren land
Horror grips us as we watch you die
All we can do is echo your anguished cry and
Stare as all you human feelings die
We are leaving
You don't need us
Go and take a sister by her hand
Lead her far from this foreign land
Somewhere where we might laugh again
We are leaving
You don't need us"
I think Internet spam performs a similar action--the "capital advisor" says our mortgage rates are too high, poor Lorene nearly lost her home until she found the right interest rate, Sandy says she'll never break anyone's heart and Maria has the biggest one so you'll never run out of gas.
It's so nice to see success being predicted in life.
Of course this could mean that your wife Lorene is going to take you for all you're worth, break your leg after unsuccessfuly trying to stab your left ventricle, and then put you in a huge van and try to dump you on a side road that's not within walkable distance of a gas station with a pay phone.
I think I'll go back to using The Flower Speaks.