Tarot Lays

SongDeva

I found a book online called "Tarot Lays."
It seems, from the title, to be about how to get lucky
using tarot. Who knew!?
 

contrascarpe

Cigarettes included?
 

SongDeva

I think it's after dinner mints in this case.
 

Satori

Ya' know, i rarely visit this forum, and well popped in tonight. And here, I find this thread. From the title, I'm thinking, no, not gonna be that...and yes it is!!!

I wish with every fiber in my being I had a witticism. But I don't. All I can say, is, do you have the titles of the chapters...could you give us a little more....

Like,
Chapter One Choosing the Deck
Chapter Two Choosing the Victim
Chapter Three Choosing the Spread....ouch....I mean Sheets....
 

Little Baron

Choosing the victim? That sounds awful. Does the other person not get a choise in the matter???, lol.

Yaboot
 

OakDragon

<Oakie's seldom seen prudish streak surfaces... or maybe it's his ever-present linguistic streak>

Are you sure it's not poetry?

<snipped from dictionary.com>

lay3 __ _
n.
A narrative poem, such as one sung by medieval minstrels; a ballad.

A song; a tune.

<snip>
 

lunakasha

elf said:
Like,
Chapter One Choosing the Deck
Chapter Two Choosing the Victim
Chapter Three Choosing the Spread....ouch....I mean Sheets....

LMFAO!!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Wow....is this book for real????

C'mon SD fess up....did you snag it for "research purposes"??? :p

If so, I'm with elf....can we get some sample chapter titles please???

Hehehehe.....})

:D Luna
 

Satori

OakDragon said:
<Oakie's seldom seen prudish streak surfaces... or maybe it's his ever-present linguistic streak>

Are you sure it's not poetry?

<snipped from dictionary.com>

lay3 __ _
n.
A narrative poem, such as one sung by medieval minstrels; a ballad.

A song; a tune.

<snip>

I'm shuffling
each card seems alive,
seems to resonate with energy
my spread cloth
your loins
my table
this king sized bed
together we will turn the cards
together we will create the lay out
together we will read
together we will recline.....
O such exquisite joy
as we find our way to the end
of the book
Tarot Lays

(not to be confused with Frito Lays)
 

Rusty Neon

Queen of Wands

"Lay, lady, lay. Lay on my big brass bed."

Lyrics from the Bob Dylan song :)
 

lunakasha

elf said:
I'm shuffling
each card seems alive,
seems to resonate with energy
my spread cloth
your loins
my table
this king sized bed
together we will turn the cards
together we will create the lay out
together we will read
together we will recline.....
O such exquisite joy
as we find our way to the end
of the book
Tarot Lays

(not to be confused with Frito Lays)

HEHEHEHE......:smoker:

The publisher should have hired you to write the synopsis....probably would have sold a hell of a lot more copies!!!! }) LOL!!!