Starshower said:
<staggers in, totally unrecognisable:
smeared with chocolate, as per instructions, & covered in bruises, from battles with self, & strung out to an infinite tallness & thinness by Spaghettification as I hover forever at the Event Horizon of the Quantum Devil.>
D'Oh! So THAT's how people do thinness! Silly me - I thought it was about self-denial <hurries off to find her copy>
Starshower said:
(pathetic de-enbling from Gregory, swimming in tarot & especially Nisaba, who all have & use the deck, I note!)
Hey! the other two may have been pathetic - *I* was great! Sensational, even. Magnificent in my munificence.
Can I help it if you're an atrocious target ...
Starshower said:
I hadn't known it was silver-gilded until this was emphasised - harrumph - DE-enabling indeed!
Of the highest order, I would have thought. How cheap. Couldn't they have sprung for a bit of gold, even fake gold?
Starshower said:
I also didn't realise the creators are on here, contributing, & there are forums galore discussing it!!!
Which is most de-enabling of all - imagine, you can't even *say* anything about the deck without the creators being aware of it. Even now I quail, knowing I can never enter the United Kingdom again without two Tarotisters setting their hit-men on me at the airport.
Starshower said:
And as for being worth 50 decks in 20 years' time, Nisaba - you should be utterly ashamed for FORCING me to order it.
I thought that was good de-enabling! Pardon me for mistaking you for a considerate person, who would never have wanted to put a future swap-partner to that expense.
<shakes head sadly>
There was I, giving you my all-time best de-enabling, and you being slack and crass and refusing to respond properly. Just don't set beartraps in the forest when you see the Knight Pentacles. Oh well, b*gger it, you've got the deck now, I suppose I can't stop you using it. Just remember not to like it.
Starshower said:
And now I'm as happy as spaghetti in chocolate sauce.
That's to be expected. Anyone who would buy the Quantum would be kooky enough to mention those two food items in the same sentence.
Starshower said:
PS. Do I need the Haindl too?
No! I'd de-enable you on this one, too, by mentioning that it's sort of like the love-child of the Rider-Waite and the Thoth on acid, but I remember how badly you responded to my last bout of de-enabling, so I won't mention anything about it. Oh, and you don't want to try and get a hold of the companion-book by Rachel Pollack under any circumstances, either. Dreadful stuff. Wouldn't use it to wipe my arse with (for a variety of reasons).