Tarotphelia
PUBLIC NOTICE :
This thread is humorous. You have been warned.If you are lacking a sense of humor, please read another thread. Preferably a dry and crusty one that will do you no harm .
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Much regretful wailing and personal self recrimination over the purchasing of numerous tarot and oracle decks is to be found here :
http://www.tarotforum.net/showthread.php?p=725709&posted=1#post725709
Due to the overwhelming,deep seated nature of The Guilt attached to the sins of purchasing and possessing more than a "certain number" of decks , a larger scale working is now necessary to free and cleanse any members who so wish to be loosed of this ponderous feeling of affliction. The certain number of decks is not specified , one cannot know but from personal experience at which point the The Guilt will kick in and one will sink into self loathing and wander aimlessly into the Dark Side.
You have been furtively hinting and giggling at your little habit , your shoulders slumped , your head hung low . The Shame Spiral overtakes you, aided and abetted by certain of your peers who disapprove of your behavior and who seem to think themselves more worthy for either a lack of desire or a stark personal mythology that tends towards the Puritan ethic . (Or maybe the Shaker one , I don't particularly care at this point , I'm busy here... ) Nevertheless, we must forgive them for attempting to push your now crumbly self esteem down into the pavement of harsh judgement .
For do we not live in the miracle time of The Tarot ? Free at last (oops, I'm not supposed to use that phrase..) from the tyranny of the past , tarot is finally out in the world for all to see and enjoy as never before . Hundreds of years have passed and many have truly suffered to see this day !!! We are FREE to walk in the light of day into public stores to buy our decks , give readings here and there , teach the art , and do whatever we will with it. The true sign of this great healing renaissance is the number and variety of tarot decks available to one and all !!!!! We live in fascinating and fortunate times indeed.
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Here follows a Healing Proclamation for the Vanquishing of Tarot Guilt
<holding a crystal or a wand is recommended >
From this day forward and for all time , YOU , the signified victim of tarot and oracle deck collecting guilt and shame shall be freed and relieved of these worthless emotions that block your spirit. For you are deserving of all that you have !! You are the Lover of Art , the Archiver of Excellence , the Collector of the Mysteries !!! Be it one or many , all are worthy . If you do not use it today, you may learn from it tomorrow . If you do not understand it this day , understanding may flower on another . You and you alone decide . You may buy, sell , trade ,and otherwise interact with your tarots in any way that increases your happiness. Let no one darken your aura on these matters, for they have no authority over you .
(Repeat several times for personal strength, "YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME .")
Celebrate yourself , and celebrate your tarots . This is the moment of destiny ! For every deck you buy ,it means another new one will be printed for some greatful soul traveller to acquire in the future . YOU have supported the economy , YOU have encouraged new decks to be undertaken to continue tarot's growth ,YOU have validated the artists and given them reason to carry on !!! Art needs you, and The Tarot needs you too. You have done well and persevered , and no harm can come from this . You are blessed and sacred , go now and read well, and let no one shrivel your soul ever again .
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Now I invite anyone of similar (imaginary) authority to post their own cleansing proclamations on this matter , for the ultimate benefit of all.
This thread is humorous. You have been warned.If you are lacking a sense of humor, please read another thread. Preferably a dry and crusty one that will do you no harm .
----------------------------------------------
Much regretful wailing and personal self recrimination over the purchasing of numerous tarot and oracle decks is to be found here :
http://www.tarotforum.net/showthread.php?p=725709&posted=1#post725709
Due to the overwhelming,deep seated nature of The Guilt attached to the sins of purchasing and possessing more than a "certain number" of decks , a larger scale working is now necessary to free and cleanse any members who so wish to be loosed of this ponderous feeling of affliction. The certain number of decks is not specified , one cannot know but from personal experience at which point the The Guilt will kick in and one will sink into self loathing and wander aimlessly into the Dark Side.
You have been furtively hinting and giggling at your little habit , your shoulders slumped , your head hung low . The Shame Spiral overtakes you, aided and abetted by certain of your peers who disapprove of your behavior and who seem to think themselves more worthy for either a lack of desire or a stark personal mythology that tends towards the Puritan ethic . (Or maybe the Shaker one , I don't particularly care at this point , I'm busy here... ) Nevertheless, we must forgive them for attempting to push your now crumbly self esteem down into the pavement of harsh judgement .
For do we not live in the miracle time of The Tarot ? Free at last (oops, I'm not supposed to use that phrase..) from the tyranny of the past , tarot is finally out in the world for all to see and enjoy as never before . Hundreds of years have passed and many have truly suffered to see this day !!! We are FREE to walk in the light of day into public stores to buy our decks , give readings here and there , teach the art , and do whatever we will with it. The true sign of this great healing renaissance is the number and variety of tarot decks available to one and all !!!!! We live in fascinating and fortunate times indeed.
*************************************************
Here follows a Healing Proclamation for the Vanquishing of Tarot Guilt
<holding a crystal or a wand is recommended >
From this day forward and for all time , YOU , the signified victim of tarot and oracle deck collecting guilt and shame shall be freed and relieved of these worthless emotions that block your spirit. For you are deserving of all that you have !! You are the Lover of Art , the Archiver of Excellence , the Collector of the Mysteries !!! Be it one or many , all are worthy . If you do not use it today, you may learn from it tomorrow . If you do not understand it this day , understanding may flower on another . You and you alone decide . You may buy, sell , trade ,and otherwise interact with your tarots in any way that increases your happiness. Let no one darken your aura on these matters, for they have no authority over you .
(Repeat several times for personal strength, "YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME .")
Celebrate yourself , and celebrate your tarots . This is the moment of destiny ! For every deck you buy ,it means another new one will be printed for some greatful soul traveller to acquire in the future . YOU have supported the economy , YOU have encouraged new decks to be undertaken to continue tarot's growth ,YOU have validated the artists and given them reason to carry on !!! Art needs you, and The Tarot needs you too. You have done well and persevered , and no harm can come from this . You are blessed and sacred , go now and read well, and let no one shrivel your soul ever again .
*************************************************
Now I invite anyone of similar (imaginary) authority to post their own cleansing proclamations on this matter , for the ultimate benefit of all.